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Unofficial The Bachelor 2017 Drinking Game

Some have Bachelor workouts, I prefer to drink

Allison Elizabeth de Haas
Jan 09, 2017
Lycoming College
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Unofficial The Bachelor 2017 Drinking Game
Goran Ivos

The Bachelor has returned to our Monday and our mundane lives. The season started with the show trying to depict Nick as just misunderstood in the previous seasons. He is like totally a good guy, guys. This season promises to have drama and scandal. Unlike a regular trainwreck, you have this one written in your planner, time to prepare, and you know everyone's names.

Although some people make watching The Bachelor an exercise, there's actually only one way to watch The Bachelor: with alcohol in one hand and your group chat in the other. So here is the Unofficial Bachelor season 21 drinking game.

(This is mostly in jest, so please practice moderation and safe drinking. Shots of water can be fun! Especially if you're underage!)

1. Anyone is wearing Red

Take at least a long sip of a good merlot. (When I say "good" I mean just not from the box.) I would say more than a long sip, but with the way the premier went, you might die.

2. Mention of an aquatic animal

Shark, dolphin, or what have you, take a shot. Or is there a harpoon in this context?

3. "I'm here for the right reason"

Okay, sweetie. No one even wanted Nick to be the Bachelor. Drink up.

4. "wife" or "husband" or any sort of future comes up

Shots because they have no actual shot.

5. "Vagine"

Just finish your glass (hopefully a white wine because that "vagine" is platinum).

6. Crying

Waterfall like those tears cascading down those perfectly highlighted cheeks. If it's Nick crying, add another glass.

7. Every time a girl leaves peacefully

Doesn't happen enough so, shots.

8. Someone says "amazing"

Sip of something "amazing"

9. Spot your favorite person on the show

Player's choice

10. "Not here to make friends"

Put your glass down, actually, because sh*t might get crazy.

11. A Danielle comes on screen

Sip

12. A Hot Tub

Think of your glass as a very small, room-temperature hot tub, so drink a whole glass.

13. Nick smiles and talks at the same time

Take a sip. If you drank more by the end of an episode, you'd look as much of a psycho as he does.

This is game will make for an even more interesting season. The Bachelor always requires a good drink companion, so why not have a little fun with it? What other rules would you put with this game? Let me know! Again, drink and tweet responsibly.

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