Welcome to modern college dating. If you have trouble meeting people in class or while out with friends on a Friday night, you are forced to turn to a handy little app called Tinder. In this app, the user swipes left if they do not want to talk to the person and right if they do. If both people right swipe each other, they are able to message each other. This way of meeting people has caused guys to revert back to ways of talking to girls that most thought would die off. If you thought pick-up lines were a thing of the past, think again. Pick-up lines are alive and thriving. Here is just a taste of the many types of pick up lines guys tell girls on Tinder. However, I must warn that a few may be deemed as inappropriate. These were taken directly (including language) from what guys have told girls on Tinder and I did not create any of these myself.
1. The Classic/Cheesy One
"On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?"
"What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your number?"
"Hey I’m a dime short, is it OK if I borrow you?"
"Did we have class together? I could of sworn we had chemistry."
2. The Play On The Name:
"Are you makeup? Because I could use más Kara."
"So your name is Hannah and that can be spelled the same way backwards and forwards. So do you want it from the front or the back?"
"I'd be honored if you would send me Emily-ion nudes."
3. Cutting To The Chase
"Wanna come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?""Girl I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."
4. The Elaborate Story
"Listen, so here's how it can go: I come pick you up in my GMC Sierra. I come to your door with flowers and some candy. I walk you to my truck and open the door for you. Garth Brooks is playing when you get in and I have some candles lit sitting on my center console. You ask me, 'Isn't that dangerous?' And I say to you, 'My middle name is danger.' I take you out to a movie of your choice. When we get out we realize that we never put out the candles because we were so tuned into the conversation we were sharing about your aspirations in life. My truck is on fire. You look at me and ask, 'Aren't you upset?' I say, 'No, I knew this would happen.' I pull out a bag of marshmallows and two marshmallow sticks, we roast marshmallows and I kiss you. So you in... or nah?"
5. The Form
"Congratulations you have won all expenses paid trip to my
apartment! To claim your prize fill out the following form:
Name:
Number:
Cuddle: Yes or no
Make out: Yes or no
Dtf: Yes or no"
"Which would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Dinner and a movie perhaps?
B. Inteligent and meaningful conversation.
C. Multiple orgasms."
6. The Compliment
"Do you want to know what's beautiful? Reread the second word."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.""You are the chocolate chip waffle in a sea of pancakes."
"Is your dad a diamond thief? Cause your eyes are the most beautiful diamonds I’ve ever seen."
"So I’m writing this PhD dissertation and the topic is 'write about the finer things in life,' do you mind if I write about you?"
7. The Question
"Are you Harambe? Because I want to drop a child in you."
“Are you a Harry Potter fan at all? I’m actually a muggle in
the streets but a wizard in the sheets."
"Hey girl, are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with breaks for snacks."
8. The Ones That Cannot Possibly Work
"Do you like whales? Because we can go humpback at my place."
" If you want to have a baby who has a trust fund, message me back."
"I'd love to treat a girl right but you can't spell that without eat a girl right."
