Types of Guys You Meet on Tinder

Everyone has downloaded the app at least once in their life.

Feb 02, 2016

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Being ashamed of online dating has a become a thing of the past. In the 21st century, it's okay to photoshop yourself and disappoint at first meet. Websites like" eHarmony" and "Match.com," have made millions on this theory, but there's one dating app that has changed the game for the lonely teens in America, Tinder. Whether you accept it or not, everyone has downloaded the app at least once in their life and realized that the philosophy behind the app is very stupid. After the app has served its purpose, whether it be to get you laid or actually finding your Tinderella, there are the specific types of guys every girl comes across while swiping right.

1. The Pretty Boy

This guy literally has nothing written in his bio and his photo features him shirtless or with very tight clothes. At times, he could be questionable for gay, but he's so attractive that you could careless. You'll probably never have any interaction, but at least it boosts your self-esteem.

2. The Nice Guy

Like the saying goes, "nice guys finish last," sadly it's true. Well at least for many girls. The problem with these guys isn't that they're bad looking it's that they try to hard either by over doing it with the compliments or messaging you 24/7 even when you forget to respond. This is the one who most likely is looking for a long-term thing. After writing this, I've realized this is the reason I am single. #GiveThemAChance

3. The Under-Achiever

Who can resist a bad boy? Well, an under-achiever is usually pretty good looking but has nothing going for them. No job or a bad job, no ambition and most likely "4/20 friendly." Oddly your standards get lower the more they message you. Then, you speak to them in person and you can't handle their voice and un-match them.

4. The Weird One

This is the one who hits your soft spot even though they're nothing like your type. They're super weird but your finger has no control and swipes right. Oh well at least they're great at conversation.

5. The One With Kids

Do I really have to explain? No, just no.

6. "I'm just looking for friends"

This is the guy who is secretly a slut but won't admit, same thing for girls. They claim to have friends but are definitely trying to get in your pants.

7. The Crush

There comes a time in one in hundreds of swipes that you find your secret crush. You automatically get so excited and then you realize he swiped left on you, lol just kidding. You don't get courage to talk to them anyways so you stay single and forever alone.

8. Friend

These are definitely the best, especially when friends try to deny they don't have a Tinder. No worries it's okay to be needy ain't nobody judging. But in reality we are.

9. The One That's Only DTF

The number one guy you'll find on Tinder. "DTF?" is the only acronym they know. All they care about is getting laid and aren't shy about it. Most of the them are pretty bad looking.

10. Your Next Mistake

You finally decide to meet up with one and realize later on he was the most dangerous of them all. They act like good guys but in reality have bad intentions. Hence becoming your next mistake.

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Types of Guys You Meet on Tinder

Everyone has downloaded the app at least once in their life.

1. The Pretty Boy

2. The Nice Guy

3. The Under-Achiever

4. The Weird One

5. The One With Kids

6. "I'm just looking for friends"

7. The Crush

8. Friend

9. The One That's Only DTF

10. Your Next Mistake

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The temperature may not be very Autumn-like, but these playlists sure are.

1. Southern Gothic

2. Autumn Acoustics

3. Autumn Leaves

4. Deep Dark Indie

5. Dreamy Fall

6. Halloween Hipster

7. Wanderlust

8. Your Favorite Coffeehouse

... Because life happens

1. Realizing there's no more toilet paper when it's already too late.

2. Making a cup of coffee in the morning and forgetting it in the car.

3. Pushing doors that say pull.

4. When you hear people chew.

5. When it's really quiet in a room and you hear that one person breathing like they just ran a marathon.

6. Grabbing a chocolate chip cookie, only to realize it's actually oatmeal raisin.

7. Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you forgot to pee/turn off the light.

8. That one aunt/uncle that just always gives you that creepy vibe.

9. When your teacher makes you buy a textbook that you never even crack open.

10. Continuing to open and reopen the fridge until the food that you want magically makes its way in there.

11. Walking into a room and then automatically forgetting why you went in there.

12. People that drive without using their blinker.

13. When you have really slow wi-fi.

14. People who feel the need to scream into their phones as if the other person can't hear them.

15. The world's obsession with the Kardashian/Jenner families.

16. Advertisements before Youtube videos.

17. When people read over your shoulder.

18. A-holes that park in the handicapped spots when they, in fact, not handicapped.

19. People who cut in line.

20. The LIRR/MTA

21. Being stuck behind someone who is walking painfully slow.

22. When people smoke cigarettes right in front of the entrance to the building you have to walk into.

23. When boys think it's cool to treat girls like crap.

24. Guys that still go to high school parties even though they've been out of high school for years.

25. Celebrities that are obviously lip-syncing.

26. How you need a scissor to get the scissor out of its package.

27. When people text using that stupid "voice text" function.

28. Telling someone you can't hear them, so they use the same exact volume and just repeat what they said.

29. When someone gets in the shower right as you were about to get in the shower.

30. Saying "What?" for some reason, even though you heard what the person said.

31. When you're in a rush but the light is red.

32. Cashiers putting your change down on the counter instead of in your hand.

33. The people that go up to order food to the cashier but are still continuing their phone conversation.

34. That awkward time in the fall when it's freezing in the morning but stifling in the afternoon.

35. Emailing your professor a long winded paragraph about a problem you are having and they email back, "Sure."

36. Guys who put their car as their profile picture on Facebook.

37. Girls who have "X Years Young." in their Instagram bios.

38. Trying to find the beginning to a roll of tape.

39. When people drive your car and adjust your mirrors/seat.

40. People that talk during the movie.

41. People that decide to engage in conversation right in the middle of the hallway/sidewalk.

42. When someone says, "no offense," and then continues to say something offensive.

43. People that pop their significant others pimples.

44. Teacher's pets.

45. Going to the bathroom and someone goes into the stall right next to you.

46. When someone leaves your room and doesn't shut the door.

47. Political debates between two people who know nothing about politics.

48. When you get all ready to go out and your friend cancels plans.

49. People that drop their friends for their significant other.

50. People that don't like animals.

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