Alright, I'm pale. When I say pale, I mean pale like an infant born in Alaska during the dead of winter with no sunlight. Summer is great and I love the sun. The sun does not always love me. These are 20 thoughts of a pale girl in summer.
1. There is eternally a bottle of Aloe Vera ready and waiting in my fridge.
2. Yes, I carry a bottle of sunblock with me every where I go.
3. Hey, can you get my back for me?
4. It's only been half an hour, am I already burned?
5. Oh, that is definitely going to peal.
6. Maybe this is going to fade into a nice tan.
7. Nope. It pealed. Starting over again.
8. My forearms look pretty tan.
9. Oh, do not compare my forearms to my stomach.
10. Yes, I do have to wear sunblock.
11. Give me five minutes, I need to reapply.
12. Is there any shade here?
13. SPF 5? Are you serious? I'm going to need at least twenty five higher than that.
14. Is that a visible tan line?
15. IT'S A TAN LINE!
16. You burned, why didn't you wear sunblock? I reapplied three times. The sun hates me. Thanks.
17. Why don't you just let yourself burn and then you'll have a base. No, thank you that sounds like skin cancer. Honestly, skin cancer is very real, I need the sunblock.
18. Am I pale of am I Queen Elsa?
19. I'm Queen Elsa.
20. Mom, where's the sunblock?
Protect yourselves, porcelain beauties. There is no shame in spraying that SPF.
Energetic dance performance under the spotlight.
Taylor Swift in a purple coat, captivating the crowd on stage.
Taylor Swift shines on stage in a sparkling outfit and boots.
Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers sharing a joyful duet on stage.
