Coming soon to Washington D.C....
Trump: The Musical
Learn the story of the struggling business man's rise to the greatest position on Earth.
Starring
Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton
Mark Hamill as "The Trumpster"
Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep
Wayne Brady as Barack Obama
Beck Bennett as Vladimir Putin
With Songs Such As...
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"Donald Trump"
How does a millionaire, tax evader, son of a philanthropist grow up to be the president? The show's catchy opening introduce's the man, the myth, the legend.
"A Small Loan"
A struggling Trump. All he wants is a business. Who better to give him a small loan of a million dollars than his father, played by Matthew McConaughey!
"My Hair"
This touching love ballad/Nightmare gone right focuses on Trump's characteristic hair. With lots of combs and plenty of toupee's, the kids will be singing this for years!
"China"
Trump's trade deals with China are always a hot discussion, especially in the battle royale featuring Steven Yuen as Xi JinPing.
"Debate #1"
September 26, 2016. Hofstra University. The day the world has waited for. Two fierce opponents battle it out for the first time on stage.
"Dishonest Media"
Lies, scandals, and more lies in this five-way duel of words, featuring Darren Criss as the editor of the New York Times, Daniel Radcliffe as CNN Reporter, Lin-Manuel Miranda as President of Time Warner, and Matt Smith as the Delivery Boy.
"Debate #2/Wrong"
Trump and Clinton go head-to-head again, allowing Donald to use his favorite word over and over again.
"Nasty Women"
We all know the classic love songs such as Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Music of the Night", Schoenberg's "On My Own", and now we can rejoice at the greatest love song ever written. This beautiful duet between Trump and Clinton takes place in secret, but there's no better love than hate.
"Twitter Tirade"
Trump's infamous use of Twitter inspires this tap-tastic song, featuring callouts of Meryl Streep, Saturday Night Live, and many, many more. All lines are 140 characters or less!
"Putin my Love in You"
Another tender love ballad, this time between Trump and his best friend Vladimir Putin. An ocean may separate them physically, but their hearts beat as one.
"Election Day 2016"
The thrilling first act concludes with the elaborate musical number full of tension, sexual desire, and blasphemy. Watch each party gain the votes until they hit the magical 270.
"What Does the President Do?"
Realizing just what has happened, The Donald must now ask himself: What does the President do?
"The Wall"
You didn't think we'd forget about the wall, did you? That's OK, we're not going to perform this song, but still make Trump pay for it.
"Not My President/Protest Song"
Every presidential candidate has protestors. This song celebrates those who held signs and chanted chants. Eddie Redmayne reprises his role as Marius from Les Miserables (Don't ask how, just accept it).
"The Old White Guy Song"
With a few weeks until inauguration day, Trump must sit down with his friends and decide who he wants to be in his cabinet full of Old White Men. Introducing Kirk Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen as some of Trump's top picks.
"The Kingdom is Yours"
Trump hands over his business empire to his son Eric in this touching song, featuring James Earl Jones as Mufasa
"The Trumpster"
An actress says some words and an actor says your own words. Mark Hamill reads Donald's own treats as the infamous Joker!
"Goodbye, America"
If you don't cry at this, you're a Republican. Barack Obama makes his final farewell address and reminds us all of what we can do.
"Inauguration Day"
The stunning finale shows Donald Trump being sworn into his presidency and into history as the 45th President of the United States of America.
All those and more, coming to you January 20, 2017 in Washington D.C.
Note: The preceding is a work of satire.
