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13 Truths To Living Life As An Easily Annoyed Person

Stop breathing so loudly, Felicia!

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13 Truths To Living Life As An Easily Annoyed Person

If you’re overdramatic passionate about everything in your life, you're most likely an easily annoyed person. From unbelieveably slow walkers to agonizingly slow Wi-Fi, almost anything can get on your nerves. To depict the easily annoyed life, here are 13 realities of an regularly irritated person.

1. You could hold a world record for the most internal screams in one day ...

If you unleashed all of the built up screams, people would literally be frightened to death. The scream would last for days and be heard from all over the world while causing the Earth to shake, just like in the movies.

2. ... and for the most eye rolls

It’s surprising your eyes haven't rolled back into your head and stayed there. You will stop showing you're annoyed when people stop being so incredibly annoying.

3. The little things always set you off

You can go from calm and collected to a raging ball of fire in .02 seconds, all because a sock fell on the ground when you were moving your laundry to the dryer.

4. The mere presence of certain people irritates you to no end

They are sitting there and minding their own business, yet you are more annoyed than you have ever been in your life. Even though they are doing nothing, you would find absolute peace if they left the room.

5. You have an extensive list of pet peeves

Alphabetized, of course! You even continue to discover new ones every day! To name a few ...

6. When people read over your shoulder, you fight the urge to tell them off.

Um, excuse me. Can you not? My brightness is on low for a reason.

7. You reach a whole new level of infuriation when people get in your personal space without being invited

Do not touch me on the back while simultaneously touching my hair with your dirty hands. Use your words if you want to get my attention, please.

8. People who don't cover their mouth when they cough/get too close to you when they're sick.

There is nothing worse than being sick. I feel for you, which is why I need you to stay at least 3 feet away from me at all times. It’s all for the best. Thanks!

9. When people apologize, but they clearly don’t mean it

If you say “sorry?” with a lovely question mark at the end, then you need to take your sorry butt back to where it came from. Last time I checked, saying sorry is not a question. Sorry is used in an apologetic statement, which is then followed by actions to fix a wrongdoing. Don’t say it if you don’t mean it.

10. When people chew loudly and/or with their mouth open

You are eating a bread stick. A simple, soft (and delicious) bread stick. How is it possible to chew loudly on fluffy sticks of bread? Please explain.

11. When someone opens a door and leaves without closing it

This is so infuriating. I can't even talk about it.

12. When the barista gets your order wrong

I know you're human. You make mistakes, but you have the power to make or break my morning. If you get my order wrong, you're going to have to remake it because I want what I paid for (the happiness in a cup that I deserve).

13. Thinking about everything that annoys you ends up annoying you

You overthink yourself into an annoyed mood when nothing annoying recently took place. You didn't choose this life, this life chose you.

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