20 Jokes That Only AP Psych Kids Understand

20 Jokes That Only AP Psych Kids Understand

And my preparedness for this exam is one of them.
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We've almost made it, fellow AP Psychology students! It may have been hard and we may have pulled out our hair over many a chapter test, but at least now we can understand these jokes, which provide a much-needed escape from all that cramming.

1. Psychologists certainly aren't comical.

2. When humanity is a little too obedient...

3. That #externallocus prob



4. Your subconscious needs to meet in the middle...

5. When your physiological needs aren't satisfied first...

6. How's that Oedipus complex?

7. When bae is so fine, you can't make speech noises on a neural level...

8. ...and you've been around them a lot.

9. That #bystandereffect

10. When your parents use the wrong parenting style on you...

11. Revenge of the NeoFreudians... #JungandHorney (and Adler and a few others)

12. As long as your hypothalamus is okay.

13. Avoiding that fundamental attribution error like...

14. ...and always on the hunt for fakes.

Yeah, your attitudes aren't changing fast enough to keep up with your behavior.

15. What was number 7 again?


16. We've all been there, Phineas

17. Science doesn't lie.


18. The behaviorists are coming.

19. The self-diagnosis is real...

20. ...except it's not.

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10 Things Someone Who Grew Up In A Private School Knows

The 10 things that every private school-goer knows all too well.

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1. Uniforms

Plaid. The one thing that every private school-goer knows all too well. It was made into jumpers, skirts, shorts, scouts, hair ties, basically anything you could imagine, the school plaid was made into. You had many different options on what to wear on a normal day, but you always dreaded dress uniform day because of skirts and ballet flats. But it made waking up late for school a whole lot easier.

2. New people were a big deal

New people weren't a big thing. Maybe one or two a year to a grade, but after freshman year no one new really showed up, making the new kid a big deal.

3. You've been to school with most of your class since Kindergarten


Most of your graduating class has been together since Kindergarten, maybe even preschool, if your school has it. They've become part of your family, and you can honestly say you've grown up with your best friends.

4. You've had the same teachers over and over

Having the same teacher two or three years in a row isn't a real surprise. They know what you are capable of and push you to do your best.

5. Everyone knows everybody. Especially everyone's business.

Your graduating class doesn't exceed 150. You know everyone in your grade and most likely everyone in the high school. Because of this, gossip spreads like wildfire. So everyone knows what's going on 10 minutes after it happens.

6. Your hair color was a big deal

If it's not a natural hair color, then forget about it. No dyeing your hair hot pink or blue or you could expect a phone call to your parents saying you have to get rid of it ASAP.

7. Your school isn't like "Gossip Girl"

There is no eating off campus for lunch or casually using your cell phone in class. Teachers are more strict and you can't skip class or just walk right off of campus.

8. Sports are a big deal

Your school is the best of the best at most sports. The teams normally go to the state championships. The rest of the school that doesn't play sports attends the games to cheer on the teams.

9. Boys had to be clean-shaven, and hair had to be cut

If you came to school and your hair was not cut or your beard was not shaved, you were written up and made to go in the bathroom and shave or have the head of discipline cut your hair. Basically, if you know you're getting written up for hair, it's best just to check out and go get a hair cut.

10. Free dress days were like a fashion show

Wearing a school uniform every day can really drive you mad. That free dress day once a month is what you lived for. It was basically a fashion show for everyone, except for those upperclassmen who were over everything and just wore sweat pants.

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5 Essential Oils For Beginners That Will Kickstart Your Obsession

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Essential oils are oils that come from flowers and parts of plants. They can be used in different ways, such as aromatherapy and topical use, and have several different purposes. There are many commonly used essential oils and others that are not as popular. My top essential oils are the ones that I personally feel have the greatest impact.

Everyone is different, so I recommend trying to do some research to find out which ones are best for you.

1. Lavender

Lavender is commonly used for relaxation and to improve your quality of sleep. It even comes in sprays so that you can spray it on your bed before going to sleep.

2. Tea Tree

Tea tree oil has a very distinct smell and is a little hack for treating blemishes as well.

3. Sandalwood

Another very distinct smelling essential oil. Sandalwood can act as a natural anti-inflammatory and also helps with mental clarity and relaxation.

4. Eucalyptus

This commonly used essential oil can help clear congestion and colds. It is usually used in aromatherapy.

5. Rose

This essential oil is also commonly used in aromatherapy. It is said to help with anxiety, migraines and more.

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