Twitter's Top 10 #TrumpBookReports
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Twitter's Top 10 #TrumpBookReports

Trumps been catching up on his required reading

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Twitter's Top 10 #TrumpBookReports

Earlier this week, I was just scrolling through Twitter trying to ignore any tweet concerning the upcoming presidential election. I'm not one to usually share my political prowess, but I stumbled upon a hashtag that I had to share as a book lover and self-proclaimed word addict alike. The hashtag #TrumpBookReport kept me laughing and reading tweets out loud for much longer than my roommates approved of. In each tweet, a person would make up how Trump would summarize a certain piece of literature. From children's books to Shakespearean classics, "Trump" seems to have read them all. Here's my top 10 so that you don't have to scroll through Twitter looking for the best of the best (although I recommend doing it anyways for the laughs).

1. Make Literature Great Again

The Great Gatsby- F. Scott Fitzgerald

2. Wrooooong

The Cat in the Hat & Green Eggs and Ham- Dr. Seuss

3. Crooked Hamlet

Hamlet- William Shakespeare

4. Build a Wall... of Ice

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe- C.S. Lewis

5. Illegal Flies

The Lord of the Flies- William Golding

6. Ebenezer wouldn't be fired


A Christmas Carol- Charles Dickens

7. Nasty Tree


The Giving Tree- Shel Silverstein

8. He understands the Aves mind

To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee

9. "I Never Said That"

Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen

10. Its Locker Room Talk

Winnie the Pooh- A. A. Milne

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