According to Urban Dictionary, the definition of fangirling is "the reaction a fangirl has to any mention or sighting of the object of her "affection." These reactions include shortness of breath, fainting, high-pitched noises, shaking, fierce head shaking as if in the midst of a seizure, wet panties, endless blog posts, etc." The list below is only the tip of the iceberg to what exactly females fangirl over.
1. Justin Bieber
I mean c'mon this is a given. First and foremost we need to address my lover, Justin Bieber. I have been a belieber for half my life (true dedication). He has dropped smash hit after smash hit with his angelic voice. Not only are his acoustics beautiful, but he also is a drumming prophet. Not to mention his smile dimples. And he can pull off any hairstyle and color. I tried to go blonde and looked like Big Bird yet he can go platinum and look like Zeus.
2. Eyebrow Goals
We gals do work on our brows. If there ain't an arch, I ain't messing with it. We tweeze, wax, thread, shave and fill in our brows. I don't know why but after I get my eyebrows done I tend to strut the streets. I just feel so much more empowered when my eyebrows are "on fleek." And I fangirl over a nice pair of brows.
3. Cosmopolitan's Snapchat Game
I have the morning routine of checking all my social media outlets. I always look forward to opening Snapchat for one reason: To see how my friends embarrassed themselves this time and to see what Cosmo is up to. I can always look forward to a beauty tip, celebrity gossip or a hot guy. Shall we reminisce on the holiday season when every morning a hot model would light a menorah, put up Christmas lights or pop champagne? Thank you ,Cosmo. Keep doing you boo.
4. Chipotle
It doesn't matter if it's five o'clock on a Tuesday or 3 a.m on a Saturday; I am always craving Chipotle. I've recently had to become a closet Chipotle addict since the whole E. coli outbreak thingy. I try to not think about that and really focus in on the holy guacamole.
5. "Say Yes to the Dress"
I have a guilty pleasure. I love "Say Yes to the Dress." I love when brides come on and want something so bizarre I cringe. I can't wait to see the groups' reactions to the perfect dress. I also sometimes feel the urge to slap the mother who wants it all her way. Like back off it's the bride's day, you had your turn. Randy's ridiculous ties are also a nice touch to the show. But mainly, I love imagining I'm in those gorgeous $10,000 Pnina Tornai dresses. I tend to fangirl to the point where I need to take a lap because my heart rate goes up to an unhealthy level.
6. Hot Guys With Animals
I love when hot guys play with even cuter animals. What is better than built, sexy males petting puppies? My two favorite things: hot guys and animals. Couldn't get better. Someone get this girl some water because I'm getting thirsty.
7. Bernie Sanders
Bern baby Bern. There are so many reasons to fan girl over Bernie Sanders. His views on just about everything match up with what America needs for the next president. He is over corporate welfare and has a plan to put a stop to it. Not to mention, he isn't a total moron who wants to stop funding Planned Parenthood. He also wants to begin to make colleges tuition-free... HELL YA.
8. "The Notebook"
Oh boy, this one is a real tear jerker. Every time this movie comes on I can't get myself to change the channel, no matter how many times I've seen it. Every girl wants a man that will fight for her like how Noah did for Allie. He built her a house for heavens sakes! And Ryan Gosling is perfect. Their relationship is goals.
9. The Perfect Selfie
You worked hard to get the perfect angle. And wow that lighting is great. And yes, you do look like that in real life. Fangirl over your selfie, you're worth it.
10. Yum Yum Sauce
Fuji Hana is the vacation destination if you are craving fantastic Japanese cuisine. But why even shlep all the way there if you don't get yum yum sauce? This sauce is more than worthy to fangirl over. It's wonderfully creamy and is the perfect topping for fried rice.
