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Top 15 Tinder Pick Up Lines

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 Shelby Ferguson
Apr 04, 2016
High Point University
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Top 15 Tinder Pick Up Lines
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Tinder, as many of you may know, is an app in which you put up some pictures, a little description of yourself, and hope to find true love. Just kidding. It's an app where you swipe right to like or left to dislike on someone's face. If you happen to match with them they can message you and some of the pick-up lines are pretty great. Here's just a few that are mine and my friends' personal favorites that we have gotten.

1. Hey is that a keg in your pants, because I'd love to tap that ass.

Drunk in love, I guess?

2. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a BaBe.

My personal favorite, being a science nerd.

3. Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but, this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Maybe you should go to the hospital then.

4. Do you wanna set a date for the wedding now, or later?

I mean, that's not forward or anything.

5. Can I roll you in a tortilla and call you my bae-rito?

Actually kind of cute if you find yourself a food lover.

6. Your eyes are *insert heart eye emoji*

Definitely the one I get the most personally. The eyes are the windows to the soul, right?

7. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date?

The eye rolling was so real when I got this one.

8. You're purr-fect and I ain't kitten around.

Super cheesy, but kind of cute because kittens.

9. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Be healthy... Eat your vegetables

10. I think you're suffering from lack of vitamin-me.

I think I'll survive.

11. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Yes, and God is telling me to stay away from you.

12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't think perfect existed until I saw you.

Too perfect for you.

13. Did you know your body is 75% water? Maybe that's why I'm so thirsty.

This one seems to be a favorite.

Was your dad a king? He must have been to make a princess like you.


I am a princess and refuse to settle and be treated like anything less.

15. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

Ahhh yes, the most cliche of them all.


If you're looking for something comical then I advise you to make a Tinder account, but if you're looking for true love, don't.

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