As I was growing up, Spongebob was always the show that I wanted to watch. I loved everything about it, from the quirky characters to the wacky storylines. Now that I have grown up, Spongebob is still one of my favorite TV shows and I can unashamedly quote almost every line from each episode. Even though it is close to impossible, here is a list of the top Spongebob episodes.
1. Band Geeks.
The bubble bowl became more important than the actual Super Bowl. Plus, the lighter scene is still iconic. Also, if you do not know the entire song of the half time performance, then you are missing out.
2. Texas
This episode is full of witty banter about stereotypical Texas things like your "peas in a can pie" or your "barb-e-que." But overall it represents the true value of friendship and that "home" is not always a place.
3. Pizza Delivery
"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock." Honestly, I think we were all Squidward in this episode; sometimes Spongebob can be a little over the top, and that pizza always looks so good. Also, that customer was so rude, I would have thrown the pizza at him, too.
4. Chocolate with Nuts
Everytime someone tries to sell me Girl Scout cookies, I am the fish screaming chocolate. It also teaches you that not everything is what it seems and to be cautious of what you buy because you may not need it.
5. Graveyard Shift
As a kid, this episode scared me so bad. I was terrified to go outside by myself because I thought the hash-slinging slasher was going to come get me.
6. Procrastination
This episode defines my entire school career. Procrastination is a very real thing for me and I will find anything to do besides what I am supposed to, like watch Spongebob. I will stay up all night and hardly get anything done.
7. Ripped Pants
Spongebob ripping his pants is an all time classic. Every Spongebob lover knows this episode and the song at the end is still the best. But who does not want him to stop ripping his pants, again over the top.
8. Sailor Mouth
Watching this as a kid, with an innocent and clean mind, I thought the dolphin noises were just for fun. But now my mind just automatically fills in those blanks and makes me wish I did not have to grow up.
9. Survival of the Idiots
The title of this episode is all you need to know, besides "Dirty Dan" and "Pinhead Larry".
10. Fry Cook Games
The fry cook games are way better than the olympics. They have events like the "chocolate high dive" and the "deep fry pole vault". However, this made it on the list because of the slight mention of cannibalism.
