I work with children and it's not a job for everyone. I used to be a waitress and I thought those customers were needy, but nothing prepares you to work with children. Nothing can prepare you for what children say or get excited or mad about, either. Kids really do say the darndest things.

1. "Don't talk to me!"

Which usually occurs after you get on to them.

2. "I pee-peed/ poo-pood in the POTTY!"

I never understood how excited kids got when potty-training. It makes you happy to see how something we do every day makes them so ecstatic when they do it.

3. "They took my toy!"

Kids don't like to share.

4. "I had it first."

They really don't like to share.

5. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Inside voices don't exist and they like to scream.

6. "You're not my best friend"/, "They said I'm not their best friend anymore"

Girls are the worst when it comes to BFFs.

7. "TRUCK!"

They saw or heard a truck/vehicle of any kind.

8."Come and get me!"

Usually, happens when they want you to chase them.

9. "I don't want to listen."

When you get on to them for not listening.

10. "He's sitting in my way"

Usually, happens when the TV is on.

11. "What are we having for lunch/ snack?"

They ask every teacher 4 times a day.

12. "Mine."

someone wants something they have.

13. "They aren't being good."

Anytime someone comes and tattles on another kid.

14. "I'm Elsa!" "I'm ANNA!"

God, I hate Frozen.

15. "NO!"

I think they come out of the womb with this word being their favorite.

16. "I love you Ms/Mrs./Mr."

They know how to make you feel loved and keep it honest.

I'll love working with my kids, some times they drive me bananas but I couldn't imagine working with any other set of kiddos.