So most of the people reading this have an activated Tinder account or at least have tried Tinder before while in college. Assumptions are just naturally within us when it comes to looking at pictures, so being more prone on what you post is kind of important if you’re trying to get laid. Let’s be honest here, guys aren’t as worried as to what kind of messages their pictures give out as girls are. Here are some major kind of pictures that girls can already tell what kind of guy you are.
1. Car Pictures
O he’s kind of cute. *Swipe* He has a nice smile, dresses nicely. *Swipe* O wait…
So you finally come across a picture of his car and not even with him in it. He was on a roll with super cute selfies that said so much about him, but you’re not trying to hook up with his BMW. This comes as a red flag to any girl. Can he love you as much as he loves his car? I know I’m not down to compete with a piece of metal.
2. Pictures With Dogs
This shows us gals that you can be cuddly with your pet, and us too! It verifies that you have a heart for animals and that means you can have an open heart for us as well.
3. Professionally Taken Pictures
This can have a double meaning: 1) That he's nerdy enough to take Tinder seriously and actually get photographed for his profile. (And girls, if you're into that, no one is stopping you.) OR 2) He feels as though this is more of a LinkedIn profile and going to pick up girls like that. Good luck.
4. Crazy Long Biographies
I have a serious problem with this! It’s not like I take Tinder seriously but because I don’t, there is no reason for guys to put all of their business out there when there’s a word limit. Those are what dates are for! Tinder may have a stigma for only being an app to find someone to hook up with, but people also find love through it too. So I suggest putting out three facts about yourself in the biography but keep it open-ended. This is for when someone matches with you, they can be intrigued to get to know you better, just by starting off with one of the facts that you wrote about yourself.
5. Shirtless Gym Selfies
Alright boys, as we do love these pictures, you are more than just your body. You can be hot with a killer six pack but these kind of pictures scream F*CKBOY! These are the pictures you should be sending to your girlfriend after a tiresome workout to give your partner some motivation to take care of their body as well. I know I can use some of these dropped in my DMs. Insert devious side smile emoji.
Watch out girls for these are the signs you should be looking out for. Whether you're looking for a casual hook-up or to find the love of your life, these are some of things to be aware of while analyzing his Tinder profile but not stalking. LOL
