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Thoughts You Have Throughout a Night Out

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Audrey Surette
Mar 28, 2017
Loyola University Maryland
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Thoughts You Have Throughout a Night Out

The Uber

This driver better surrender the aux cord because tonight I am the self-declared aux princess and Colt 45 will be blasting in this Prius in about .2 nanoseconds.

Waiting in line:

Omg I hope I get in. I hope I get the cute bouncer who is nice and lets me in. Ugh it is just the mean bouncer. Whatever, he can’t deny me I am 21 that’d just be embarrassing. Whatever, it’s Thursday let’s goooooo.

Getting a Drink

Maybe that old man over there that is far too seasoned for this establishment will buy me a drink and not be totally creepy about it. Nope. Jk. Terrible idea. Desperation at its finest. I’m just gonna keep flailing my 4 dollars here until the bartender acknowledges me awkwardly staring at her.

If you lose your friends

Jeez did they go to the bathroom or to get in line to buy the new iPhone. They know I only have like 4 friends they can’t just disappear. Oh, thank God, a random girl in one of my classes that I barely know. She always acts like I’m the godmother of her first born when I see her out. Phew. An ally in this forsaken place.

Running into someone you don’t wanna see

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION. This is why I stay in and eat cheezits in my pajamas most nights. Why are they here? Oh yeah there’s like one place to go and my school consists of approximately 10 people. Ok, they’re coming. Must cease to exist in 3, 2, 1...

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Dancing

Move over Beyonce, Shakira, and that one friend in my group that actually danced in high school. There is a new diva on the dance floor tonight, and she is turning heads...and stepping on foots…OOPS SORRY HOMEBOY. Didn’t see ya there!

When Your Friends Make You Leave

Okay. No, I don’t wanna. I live for this place, I’ll just camp out here tonight with all the party people. Fine, I’ll leave but only for mozz sticks or chicken nuggets.

Food After the Bar

Mozz sticks are the only constant in my life. This is everything. This is why I came out tonight. This is why I was put on this earth. Mozz Sticks 2020.

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