1. I'm hungry.

2. Why do everyone else's tents look so much better than ours?

3. Let's walk around and see what kinds of people are camping next to us.

4. This is fun.

5. The ground isn't comfortable.

6. Seriously, why is our tent lopsided?

7. Something just brushed against the tent. It's probably just the wind, but there's always the chance it's a bear or a mountain lion. Or both.

8. I wonder if I packed enough food.

9. OK, we each get a number and every hour, we will count off to make sure we're all still alive.

10. Who wants to hold the map?

11. Let's listen to "Send Me on My Way Pandora." It's good trail music.

12. I wonder if the people on the highway see us hiking on the bridge above them?

13. I'm going to wave at them.

14. THEY DO SEE US! THEY JUST BEEPED!

15. I can't believe no one has been seriously injured yet.

16. There are so many boy scouts here. They are probably all smarter than we are.

17. How many miles do you think we've hiked?

18. My legs are numb.

19. Holy sh*t this view is gorgeous.

20. I never want to leave.

21. Let's sit on this rock.

22. I wonder how many other people have sat on this rock?

23. This has been such a good day.

24. I think we lost someone.

25. Just kidding, there you are.

26. We've gone through four bags of sunflower seeds.

27. Have we really been sitting on this cliff for five hours?

28. All we do is sit, eat, and stare at nature.

29. Look at that cool lake way out in the distance.

30. Oh wait, that's where our campsite is.

31. That's really far away.

32. What if we don't make it back before it gets dark?

33. I feel like climbing something.

34. Let's go sit on that rock over there instead.

35. Wow, you're really sunburnt.

36. I need water. Let's start heading back.

37. I think I remember this part of the trail.

38. Isn't this where we stopped to eat Skittles?

39. Wait, this is our campsite. WE ALL MADE IT BACK!

40. I need a shower.

41. I'll just wash my hair in the lake.

42. Let's make dinner.

43. Does it matter which side of the tinfoil you cook on?

44. Our campsite is like a little home.

45. I smell like a lake.

46. We did it. We went through five family-sized bags of chips in 24 hours. Are there any more?

47. Our campfire is about to die but we are all too tired and lazy to do anything about it.

48. Our fire died. We are currently sitting around a dead fire. Who are we?

49. I hope no one notices.

50. I just ate 12 graham crackers.

51. I really have to pee, but it's 31 degrees in this tent and I hear a noise outside.

52. Why isn't anyone awake yet? I'm going for a walk.

53. How do we take the tent down?

54. I'm really tired.

55. Let's go camping again soon.

56. Bye tent.

57. Bye mountains.

58. I'll miss you!