WELCOME DAY
1. Clap. Walk. Smile. Yell. Clap and walk and smile and yell.
2. OK, don't be awkward. Don't be awkward.
3. I'm being really awkward.
4. Oh, you're from Arkansas.
5. I can't relate to that in the slightest.
6. What are we even talking about?
7. How did we even start talking about infomercials? Why am I loving it?
8. This chick is cool. I like her.
9. Am I being funny or is she just laughing so it’s not awkward?
10. It’s just so loud.
11. What round is this?
12. I am towering over this girl in these wedges.
13. Great, the "Go Greek" song is stuck in my head.
14. Goooooo Greek let me hear you say go Greek
15. NOOOO.
HOUSE TOUR DAY
16. Did I just mess up the rotation?
17. Yep … I messed that up. “I just wanted to show you the kitchen, AGAIN."
18. Do. Not. Fall. Left foot, right foot.
19. Well, my voice just vanished.
20. Do you think I sound like Brooke Davis? No?
21. Her outfit is cute. Why was I was never this well-dressed as a freshman?
22. Do you think she noticed how out of breath I was from giving that house tour?
23. I wonder how many calories I burned.
24. Wait, is this the girl I creeped on via all her social media? YEP. And you have a chocolate lab …
25. Act like you didn’t know that.
26. You have a twin? I have a twin! Wow, what a coincidence … I wonder how that happened?
27. I’m starving.
28. How long till we eat?
PHILANTHROPY NIGHT
31. This is so sad.
32. Where am I going? *Try not to look frantic*
33. WHERE TF IS LIZ?
34. Oh praise baby J, I found her!
35. What round even is this?
36. Oh … four rounds left … greeeeat!
37. It is incredibly hard to sit on the floor in wedges and a dress.
38. Do I want to share the couch with you? YES!
39. Can I? NO.
40. BUT THANKS!
PREFERENCE NIGHT
41. I put on waterproof mascara right? I am so emotional, this is so sad. *ugly cry42. Is there a proper way I can I tell you I love you without coming on too strong?43. BE MY SISTER … please.
44. WOW, I love my sorority.
45. I love it SO MUCH!
46. Thank god I found this place.
47. More singing, more crying.
48. DO NOT WALK OUT WITH THAT NAPKIN “Oh here, let me take that napkin for you.”
BID DAY
49. Finally no more wedges!!
50. I'M SO HAPPY! I don’t even care if I still don’t have a voice and sound like a man!
51. Look at all these little ones running to us!
52. AHH, you’re all so cute!
53. They have so many friends already, how?
54. I was so awkward on bid day. Why aren’t they awkward?
55. Finally. FREEDOM. I CAN SLEEP. I CAN EAT!
56. I’m not doing anything for a week! A month!
57. Just kidding, we have chapter tonight.
All in all, recruitment is an experience that is one-of-a-kind. Some people hate it, and some people live for it. Remember to be yourself and show what your sorority truly is all about under what can seemingly look like a superficial process from the outside. It was only a few years ago you were going through recruitment yourself. Remember the bonds that you have created and why you joined in the first place.
