Just as I turned fifteen, I decided it was time to get a job. A competitive swimmer since age five, I thought I could try my luck with getting a lifeguard certification. Now, a few months shy of 21, I'm still a guard, but somewhat wiser than when I started. Well, at least I like to think so.
Every work day has its ups and downs, and some patrons make it harder than others. Through my six years of employment at four different pools, I have noticed a common trend among guests. They love to hate us, and they aren't afraid to say it either.
So, I've decided to divulge things that have happened while on shift and what I have learned from my job -- be it how we are perceived by the public or things that guards have to deal with. Communication is key, and we just want there to be absolutely nothing to be confused about.
WARNING: Some things may shock you, so hold on to your floaties!
1. We aren't the enemy
Say what?
If we're confronting you, it's for a good reason! We don't seek to ruin your day by embarrassing you in front of the entire pool. It's a safety, sanitation, or behavioral issue. We're just doing our jobs. We do not target individuals just to enjoy your misery.
2. Please wear actual swimwear
You heard it here first: People don't like to wear actual swimwear. Both men and women are continuous offenders, wearing basketball shorts or a sports bra/underwear combo. We don't know if you've worked out in those beforehand! It's not sanitary!
3. Watch your kids
We are not babysitters! Lifeguards have to watch the whole pool and everyone in it. If we have to constantly worry about your kids who cannot swim and do not have adult supervision, you could be jeopardizing more than your kid's life! Also, scold your kid if they're doing something wrong! Please, be a parent!
4. WALK
I've said this word more in my lifetime than anyone has said my own name. This means: NO RUNNING. I don't know what the fascination is with sprinting at a pool, but it needs to stop. If only there were speed bumps for situations like this...
5. Take the PDA somewhere else
The pool is a place to bring your family, not a place to make one. I don't want to rain on your parade, but it makes everyone uncomfortable, not just me. I'm also getting paid to sit and watch people, so I'd prefer to not watch your game of tonsil hockey.
6. No diving in shallow water
I can't believe I'm actually saying this one. Unless you want a concussion, neck, or spinal injury, I would recommend you refrain from diving head first into four feet of water. There's not much I can say besides the fact that I'm shocked there are actual adults who do this.
