As of this week I have been living in Tuscaloosa, at the University of Alabama for 101 days. In honor of this I decided to see if I could come up with non-class related things that I've learned since moving here.
1. Crimson 2 Go will deliver almost any restaurant to your dorm
2. Whether you're craving Moe's, Sushi or Taco Bell
3. You'll spend all of your money on it
4. Or on tee shirts
5. Comfort Colors are a very real thing
6. If you ain't talking Comfort Colors, I don't wanna talk
7. The smallest tee shirt size that's acceptable to own is a large
8. But you should probably order XL anyway
9. If you rush a sorority you'll automatically gain hundreds of Instagram followers
10. And an extra 100 likes per picture
11. Dominos takes dining dollars
13. And Raising Cane's
14. You'll forget what real money is because all you'll use is dining dollars and Bama Cash
15. But you'll run out before the end of the semester and you'll have to start using your card again
16. Which is painful to say the least
17. Football is serious business
18. So is Greek Life
19. And church (I see you, Highlands)
20. And southern hospitality
21. If you don't call a person ma'am or sir you're gonna get a look
22. Even if the person is only five years older than you
23. She's still ma'am
24. Tents start getting set up on Friday morning
25. Even if kick off isn't until 7:00 P.M. the next day
26. And when you wake up on Saturday morning and look out your window, it isn't surprising to see people already tailgating/selling apparel
27. Gameday has a very specific schedule for most people
28. You'll wake up to your alarm around 8:00
29. Your alarm song is most likely set to Sweet Home Alabama or Dixieland Delight
30. You shower and get into your gameday dress/outfit
31. Don't forget your gameday pins! ("ADPi Loves the Tide," "Saban/Kiffin 2016," "Harambe Loves the Tide")
32. You gather with all of your friends and walk to the house for lunch
33. You stuff yourself full of barbecue, fries, chicken fingers, etc.
32. Take cute pictures
33. Walk to the quad to tailgate
34. Get to the game, find a good spot to cheer from and get excited for the next win
35. Chacos are a thing
36. And Nike shorts
37. It's almost like a uniform
38. Because a lot of the time, it's too humid to wear any more clothing than that
39. With over half of the school coming from out of state, you will meet people from all over the country and everyone will have a different opinion
40. On politics
41. On religion
42. On what is an acceptable temperature to start wearing a coat
43. On the pronunciation of words
44. Appalachian? Caramel? Crawfish? Soda? Pop? Coke? Crayon? Pecan?
45. On what the best regional restaurants are (I'm partial to Freddy's but Cook Out, In n Out, White Castle and Whataburger beg to differ)
46. It isn't "you guys" anymore, it's "y'all"
47. Similarly, people here say "buggy" instead of "shopping cart" and I hate it
48. We don't wave pom-poms around at games, they're called shakers
49. Bear Bryant is considered a god
50. So is Nick Saban
51. Harambe is still mourned
52. The campus is huge. You'll never know every nook and cranny of it.
53. If you're lost, orient yourself around the stadium
54. There's a certain UA lingo and nicknames for everything. Going to school/living around here is like being part of an elite club.
55. The Ferg
56. Frat row (old/new)
57. BDS
58. Tut
59. Pres
60. SACPV
61. Old Rec
62. The Strip
63. And you know that when Tuscaloosa is too long to type out, you can just put good ole' "t-town"
64. Pedestrians get way too confident on campus
65. So do drivers
66. Which is probably why we've already had a few people get hit by cars this year
67. A lot of people on campus aren't from cities so they don't know which button to press when they're trying to cross the street
68. So they just press them both
69. Rush week is the worst
70. But at the same time it's kind of the best
71. You have to walk around in nice dresses and impress girls in 100 degree weather
72. Or in the pouring rain
73. You'll get dropped by a house that you loved
74. And keep getting invited back to a house that you don't love
75. You might have to choose between two houses that you don't ever want to let go of
76. But at the end of the week you'll get to run to your new home and meet all your new sisters
77. Whether you've known your big since rush week or you meet them on the day of big/little, they'll start to feel less like a random sophomore
78. And more like a real older sister
79. Your house mom will never replace your real mom
80. But she can come in a close second when you need her too
81. Especially when you're homesick
82. Your exec board will terrify you just a little bit
83. But you'll know that you want to grow up to be just like the beautiful, independent and intelligent women that they all are
84. They may not know your name
85. But you'll admire each and every one of them for different reasons
86. Fried Friday is everything
87. Even if you have nothing in your week to look forward to, Fried Friday will always be there
88. Like an old friend, ready to welcome you home after failing three tests, a quiz and forgetting you had a presentation
89. The more you're here the smaller campus will start to feel
90. But you will still refuse to ever walk from your dorm to the gym
91. What's up Bronze Route
92. Thank you for existing
93. The Student Ticket Exchange will always keep you entertained
94. Living in Tut is both a blessing and a curse
95. You'll have tons of friends
96. And study buddies
97. And access to everyone's clothing
98. But you'll have to put up with communal bathrooms
99. Alabama may not be #1 in the country for everything
100. But it definitely should be
101. Roll Tide!
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