Females are apparently some very mysterious creatures. We're "crazy," we're "weird," we're "emotional," and we pile into bathrooms to talk privately. Men claim that they can never figure us out. Well, here's your chance, guys. These are things women *really* talk about during girl talk.

1. How To Get That Perfect Angle

Women are the queens of taking pictures. One thing we love to discuss is how to get the perfect picture. The skinny arm, the upward angle, the sorority squat; there's a reason these are things. Because girls figured it out, and then they passed on the secret.

2. Boys

Yes, this is an obvious one: we talk about boys. How dumb they are, how amazing they are. Why they act the way they do. We talk about everything regarding boys.

3. Creeping Tips

We're girls; we creep on everyone. We creep on our exes, we creep on our crushes, we creep on our current boyfriends' exes, we creep on the girls we hate, and we creep on the girls we love. Literally, whether you know it or not: a girl has probably stalked you on social media. And there's a reason girls are so good at this. Because girls figure out new ways to creep and they pass it along to their friends (they also pass along any info they find to their friends).

4. Periods

Another obvious one: we talk about periods. How heavy our flow is. How much we cramp. What products we use -- tampons, pads, the diva cup. And of course, the fact that our cycles have synced up, and that we've synced an entire network of women up, as well.

5. Shaving

Women have a lot of places to shave, and we have to be smart about how we do it. If we're not smart, we end up cutting ourselves (which hurts like crazy) or we, inevitably, miss entire lines. There are also certain areas which are extremely difficult to reach, so we show each other how to do it correctly.

6. Animals

Whether we have pets or want pets, we talk about animals all. the. time. We debate whether cats or dogs are better. We show each other funny animal videos. And we talk about how stupid our own pets can be, while simultaneously discussing how to get our boyfriends or parents to adopt another animal.

7. Grocery Shopping

Lame, but true. Women get into some pretty deep discussions about grocery shopping. I honestly can't even explain it.

8. Working Out

We talk about doing the cool workouts from Facebook together -- even though we almost never do them. We talk about what has worked for each other in the gym. We talk about when the last time we worked out was and how "fat" we're getting.

9. Weddings

Whether it's one we just went to, one we saw on Facebook, or the one we fantasize about and pin to our Pinterest Board, we all talk about weddings. No, boys, don't get scared, we don't all want to get married now; it's just fun to talk about. We like to fantasize and we love to talk about what we want our rings to

be -- but this doesn't mean we need it right now. It's just something we do.

10. Our Future Kids' Names

Yes, we do talk about this. Whether we keep the names all the way until we have children or not is a different story. But we talk about how cute "Anslee" would be as a name for our future daughter (and of course how adorably we would dress her).

11. Driving

Women get road rage, too. And we hate bad drivers just as much as the next person (even though we're apparently bad drivers. Thanks stereotypes). We tell each other all of the stories of bad drivers and rude people getting mad at us for something they caused.

12. Bodily Functions

Believe it or not, women actually do fart and poop. And we talk about it. A lot. It would probably surprise you how often women also send each other snapchats of themselves pooping, too.

13. How To Twerk

One too many times have we been locked in a room trying to figure out how to twerk. It's not as easy as it looks and there are many tricks to do it -- but some of us still can't figure it out.

14. Makeup

This is boring and pointless to most guys, but a lot goes into the many pretty faces everyone sees daily. There are also millions of products out there and if you're not very knowledgable about it, you'll have no idea what to get. Especially with Kim Kardashian and all the contour kits coming out, makeup is a crucial part of our daily lives.

15. That Girl We Hate

Whether she spread a nasty rumor about you in junior high or she tried to steal your boyfriend -- we hate that chick. So when we get together, of course we talk about her. What ridiculous thing has that girl done recently?

16. The Latest Drama

Who, from our old high school, just got pregnant? Who dropped out of school? Who just had a messy breakup and outted their cheating boyfriend all over Facebook? This is all a must know. Besides, there's a reason that drama is such a successful film industry: because we love it.

So, maybe some of this is predictable. I mean: we are girls. But most of this is just normal stuff. We're not all that mysterious. We just talk a lot. We're pretty simple, really.