Most of these things come out of a dog owners mouth every day and we wouldn't want it any other way.
1. "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?"
2. "Do you have something in your mouth?"
most likely, no
3. "I love you."
4. "Do you need to go outside?"
*my dog going to the door and sniffing* * me getting up and opening the door* *dog doesn't go out so i shut door and go sit down* *dog pees on carpet near door*
5. "Why do you do this to me?"
"Do you want to go on a walk?"
of course.
7. "What a good girl/boy!"
8. "You are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen"
9. "I love you SO much"
10. "Can you really talk and you just aren't talking to me?"
We all have our suspicions
11. "You are a beautiful angel."
12. "Bless you"
13. "I'M SO SORRY"
For all those times you accidentally step on their paw.
14. " Do you want a treat?"
15. *me complaining about my day*
They are the best listeners.
16. "Don't chew on that."
17. "Please don't bark at them."
You thought.