Every year, Lehigh students get together to celebrate the Lehigh-Lafayette rivalry, which is the most-played college football rivalry in the country. Leading up to this event, Lehigh students post banners outside their houses with insults such as "Lafayette killed Harambe," "Lafayette spits," or "Lafeyette pays for Tinder." Some of these signs get pretty intense. In the spirit of this week, I listed some political digs to our arch-rival:
1. Lafayette is going to pay for the wall
2. Lafayette thinks Trump pays taxes
3. Lafayette voted for Ted Cruz
4. Lafayette thinks Hillary Clinton is honest
5. Lafayette hired Hillary Clinton to manage their email servers
6. Lafayette thinks Obamacare is a foreign policy
7. Lafayette helped negotiate NAFTA
8. Lafayette thinks Obama and Biden are in a domestic partnership
9. Lafayette started ISIS
10. Lafayette wants to make Canada great again
11. Lafayette thinks the alt-right is a cheat code to GTA
12. Lafayette doesn't know that "c" means classified
13. Lafayette thinks a super PAC is the new PAC-MAN game
14. Lafayette enrolled in Trump University
15. Lafayette thinks Trump's top aid is Rosie O'Donnell
16. Lafayette thinks Trump's press secretary will be Megyn Kelly
17. Lafayette thinks signing a petition will change the outcome of the election
18. Lafayette plans to move to Mexico instead of Canada
19. Lafayette thinks Clinton's campaign was self-financed
20. Lafayette is still chanting "not my president"
21. Lafayette thinks CNN stands for the communist news network
22. Lafayette thinks the DJIA is a hate group of white supremacists
23. Lafayette paid Hillary Clinton to give their commencement speech
24. Lafayette students got run over for protesting on the highway
and last but not least...
25. Lafayette thinks they are the best school ever