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No matter your political stance, I think we can all vote yes to Donald Trump's hair.

Is it a toupee? Does he have hair plugs? Why is it such an odd shade of yellow? You probably have your own questions, just as I have mine. Sadly, I do not have any answers about his hair -- so if that's what you were hoping for, stop now. I don't know if it's a toupee, if he has hair plugs, or why it is the color it is. Cut your losses, my friend, and maybe try your questions on Google?

Anyway, lack of factual information aside, I do have something else to offer.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Wow, you look just like someone, but I don't know who?" Well, that's how I feel with Donald Trump. Even though I can't pinpoint Trump to any specific person, I know that it's his hair that gets me thinkin'.

Here are the 10 people I think of, when I see Donald Trump, and his hair.

1. Harry Styles

Business in the front, party in the back? Here, Trump looks like he wants to tell you that you don't know you're beautiful, and that's what makes you beautiful.

2. This Baby

Who wore it better?

Trump 2016: We Shall Overcomb.

3. Rand Paul With Straight Hair (gasp!)

Authentic (totally not photoshopped) photograph of Rand Paul with straight hair. Are we sure that's not Justin Bieber??

Side note: If Trump got a perm, I would think I was seeing double!

4. Alf

Alf once said, "Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans." I'm not sure Trump would agree!

5. Troy Bolton

We're All In This Together! Hmm.. I don't know about that, Troy. Why don't you ask Rosie if she feels very included?

6. Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray may think all we have is an achy, breaky heart ... but Donald Trump thinks it's our nation that's achy and breaky!

7. Emilio Estevez

Ducks do fly together, but only if they can make it over the permanent border wall!

8. Seth Powers

Maybe if Trump is elected, he will create a word that rhymes with 'orange'... and no, door-hinge doesn't count!

9. Dylan and Cole Sprouse

I wonder how suit life would be if Trump was elected president?

10. Kristoff

Trump says what is on his mind. And, not so surprisingly, his comments have a tendency to come back and bite him. If only people could just let it go ...

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

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