Stages Of Getting Your Period
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Stages Of Getting Your Period

As told by "Full(er) House"

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Stages Of Getting Your Period

Aunt Flow is either your best friend or your worst enemy, depending on the kind of month you've had. Either way, she rolls in like a tornado, wreaking havoc on your emotions and body. She's the reason you transform into the hulk one moment, and a screaming, sobbing five year old the next. Each month, us girls have this to look forward to (unless you're under different circumstances in which you welcome her timely arrival with open arms).

In light of "Fuller House" premiering, recently, I have compiled a few gifs from the reunion and original shows to illustrate the monthly hurricane that is a period.

Stage 1: One week before the day.

Boobs have gone up a cup size or two. PMS is in full effect, and you have no control over how much of a b***h you are to anyone and everyone.

Stage 2: The day before the day.

The struggle between feeling bloated and having insane cravings for salt and sugar.



Stage 3: The day of the day.

The "feeling" has come, probably at the most inconvenient time, but you know it the minute it hits.

Stage 4: Cramps upon cramps upon cramps.

Assume fetal position, cry out for mercy, and wish you were being cradled by John Stamos.

Stage 5: Day two -- the worst day.

Hating everyone. Rejecting everyone. Someone should just lock you in a dark room alone with some cookies at this point so you can wallow in peace.

Stage 6: Right in the middle.

People begin to get mad at you for your irrational behavior and quick temper during this time.

Stage 7: The last few days.

Trying to convince yourself that you can make it through, because the insanity and irrational emotions are almost over.

Stage 8: It's over!

Jumping for joy because you have three weeks free of Aunt Flow until she comes around to cause chaos in your life all over again.

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