The Official Passover Drinking Game
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The Official Passover Drinking Game

Get out your Manischewitz, and enjoy

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The Official Passover Drinking Game

It's almost that time of year...Passover. Although this holiday is very important in Jewish history, I don't think any Jew enjoys eating inedible matzah for eight days. No matter how hard you try to make it yummy, matzah nachos, matzah pizza, etc, it will never taste as good as bread.

But one thing that Passover brings is the excuse to drink Manischewitz. Now if you don't know what this is, it is a sweet wine, that basically tastes like grape juice. Manischewitz is one of the only ways to make your endless long seder be at least a little bearable. This long seder definitely calls for a drinking game.


The Unofficial Passover Drinking Game

One Sip

1. Someone says the word matzah

2. Someone says the word Egypt

3. You get yelled at for using your phone at the table

4. You ask how long it is until dinner

5. You do the Kiddush

Two Sips

1. When you eat the gross parsley and salt

2. When you say the four questions

3. When you eat the bitter herbs

4. When you break the matzah

5. When you say the HaMotzi

6. When you finally get to have some matzah ball soup

7. When your family member asks how school is

8. When your family members start to argue about something dumb

Finish your drink

1. Your cousins/aunts/uncles if you're still single

2. Your grandma asks if you are still single

3. Summer internships are brought up

4. You finally get to eat the meal

5. You contemplate going into the kitchen and eating bread

6. You are in a food coma

7. When the matzah is found

Now crack your bottle of Manischewitz and start sippin' because it's going to be one long night! Enjoy

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