Trump is a supporter of banning things, which comes at no surprise. By the end of this year, who knows how many things won't be allowed anymore. To lessen the blow of these bans, here's a list of the daily things we could be losing very soon.
1. Movies
He is tired of getting his face photoshopped onto notorious ugly characters.
He is tired of getting his face photoshopped onto notorious ugly characters.
2. Tinder
He has no one swiping right on his fabulous profile, so it's a big swipe left for Tinder in general.
3. Big Macs
He isn't able to eat big food with his tiny hands, so peace out cheeseburgers.
He isn't able to eat big food with his tiny hands, so peace out cheeseburgers
4. Wind
He is sick of his daily bad hair days. Banning wind = no more hell toupee
5. Cheetos
He wants to keep his secret tanning lotion to himself.
6. Statue of David
He doesn't want to be defined by his lack of masculinity.
7. Cory in the House
He doesn't want to be compared to the best White House resident.
8. Wine
He's the only one that's allowed to "whine."
9. Sign Language
He doesn't like how an actual language interferes with his storytelling.
10. Trumpets
He refuses to be trumped anymore.
11. The Ocean
He wants to be the saltiest in the world.
12. Banning Things
He wants to make sure no one can ban his bans.
Okay, so these aren't exactly true. But based on how this presidency is going, it wouldn't be a shock.
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