The Next 12 Things On Trump's Dump List
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The Next 12 Things On Trump's Dump List

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The Next 12 Things On Trump's Dump List
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Trump is a supporter of banning things, which comes at no surprise. By the end of this year, who knows how many things won't be allowed anymore. To lessen the blow of these bans, here's a list of the daily things we could be losing very soon.

1. Movies

He is tired of getting his face photoshopped onto notorious ugly characters.

He is tired of getting his face photoshopped onto notorious ugly characters.

2. Tinder

He has no one swiping right on his fabulous profile, so it's a big swipe left for Tinder in general.

3. Big Macs

He isn't able to eat big food with his tiny hands, so peace out cheeseburgers.

He isn't able to eat big food with his tiny hands, so peace out cheeseburgers

4. Wind

He is sick of his daily bad hair days. Banning wind = no more hell toupee

5. Cheetos

He wants to keep his secret tanning lotion to himself.

6. Statue of David

He doesn't want to be defined by his lack of masculinity.

7. Cory in the House

He doesn't want to be compared to the best White House resident.

8. Wine

He's the only one that's allowed to "whine."

9. Sign Language

He doesn't like how an actual language interferes with his storytelling.

10. Trumpets

He refuses to be trumped anymore.

11. The Ocean

He wants to be the saltiest in the world.

12. Banning Things

He wants to make sure no one can ban his bans.

Okay, so these aren't exactly true. But based on how this presidency is going, it wouldn't be a shock.

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