Have you ever imagined what your favorite shows on television right now might be like if just a part of their titles were slightly adjusted? Here are your binge-watching obsessions as they might have first appeared in the creative developing room. With these premises the silver screen might have been far more addicting.
American Horticulture Story ("American Horror Story")
Each season of this anthology focuses on a new gardening company in different suburbs in the United States. The episodes will definitely keep you on the hedge.
How To Get Away With Mommy ("How To Get Away With Murder")
Have you ever wanted to run away with your mother? Have you ever felt a kindred connection to Norman Bates? This series chronicles a mama’s boy with a heightened Oedipal complex who is dying to get away from his uneventful life in rural North Dakota and dreaming of hitting the Big Apple with the love of his life, his mom.
Bachelor In The Middle Of Nowhere ("Bachelor In Paradise")
On this season of "The Bachelor," the contestants compete in a "Survivor"-like series in which the titular bachelor will be able to appreciate their natural beauty and stench on this deserted island of love.
Pretty Big Liars ("Pretty Little Liars")
This show is sure to draw a cult following as it centers around a group of binge eaters who do not like to tell the truth. Beware of B.
Extreme Makeover: Hoe Edition ("Extreme Makeover: Home Edition")
Extreme Makeover is back and doing better than ever, turning around the lives of people who need to bring a little sense and classiness back into their routines. Unfortunately, the video applications are severely censored for obvious reasons.
Saturday Afternoon Live ("Saturday Night Live")
This live series follows New York City residents during the afternoon on Saturdays as they grocery shop, attend SoulCycle, observe the Sabbath, and make dinner reservations. It's sure to run for at least 40 years.
The Biggest Gainer ("The Biggest Loser")
This reality show brings together a group of college freshmen at the start of their first year at university. We watch them compete to gain the most pounds by the end of the year as they are coached by their other friends who pressure them to stuff pizza in their faces at all times as well as drink excessively on a weekly basis.
Game Of Toads ("Game Of Thrones")
A take-your-breath-away toad race.
Boys ("Girls")
Here we follow post-college-grad f*ckboys tearing up Murray Hill while analyzing the sh*t out of Wall Street.
The Hoverboarding Dead ("The Walking Dead")
Marty-McFly swagged out some zombies. It's so 21st Century.
Heaven’s Kitchen ("Hell’s Kitchen")
This is the kindest cooking show on television! Even if your food tastes like utter crap and poisons one or more of the judges, no one will let you know. “Everyone can cook and everyone should,” is the motto.
Bob’s Vegan Dishes ("Bob’s Burgers")
In this spin-off, Bob has moved to a metro area with a new upper-class clientele who loyally stop by after their afternoon exercise classes.
Master Chef Senior ("Master Chef Junior")
There’s nothing like Granny’s cooking, right? This is a tight competition where Seniors aged 80 and above face off to see who can remember the recipe correctly.
The Crappy Husband ("The Good Wife")
This series is about a man who doesn’t do right in his relationship with his family. However, it's not because of adultery, but because he doesn’t understand how to do taxes, change a tire, and take out the trash.
60 Seconds ("60 Minutes")
A reading of the top news highlights via Twitter.
The Young And The Extremely Tired ("The Young And The Restless")
A show about a clique of middle school girls starting to go through puberty and being catty as ever.
Clothed and Confident ("Naked And Afraid")
This is a series for “never-nudes.”
Masters of Abstinence ("Masters of Sex")
A dramatic narrative about two people incredibly un-attracted to one another and who never wish to fornicate.
Fake Detective ("True Detective")
The episodes circle around a man who thinks he is a detective but, in fact, he is not a detective. He merely runs around wearing a leftover Halloween detective costume and tells people that he is undercover.
