There are only two types of people in the world: people who hate Justin Bieber and people who love him. But regardless of what you think of the pop singer who once ruled the music industry with his corny songs, we have to admit that his evolution from side swept bangs to tattooed body has been an epic one. Let’s take a look at the phases he’s been through since his debut album in 2009.
1. Prepubescent Fetus JB
When Justin’s first album “My World” was released, he was far from the person he is today. Just an innocent little Canadian boy trying to make it big in the music industry, he did just that. How he managed to build a fan base of millions of (mostly) girls squealing at the sight of his skater boy haircut and pre puberty voice is beyond me; I can’t watch more than 30 seconds of his first few music videos without feeling unbearably uncomfortable. But whatever -- you have to give the kid some credit for pulling that off.
2. Justin Swag Bieber
Around 2010, his fan base really began to grow and his JB’s voice (thankfully) got a little deeper. He began to deliver passionate and inspirational messages to the paparazzi about “ignoring the haters” and “just doin’ you.” Thank you, JB, I’m thinking about getting those quotes tattooed on my body somewhere.
3. Justin Beanber
Somewhere along his fame, somebody cast a scary spell on Justin, turning him into a bean. Yes, a human bean. Nobody talks much about this low point in his life, but it did indeed happen. Who knew beans could sing and dance and be millionaires? I sure didn't.
4. Justin Badass Bieber
Starting with reckless driving in 2012, JB plummeted into a deep hole of trouble as he was accused of a never ending list of interesting crimes, including but not limited to: egging some millionaire's mansion, using illegal drugs, DUI, and vandalism. His saggy jeans and snapback were soon traded in for handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit. He now had an impressive list of accomplishments under his wing, including multiple number one hits, arrests, and completing mandatory anger management classes. Come on now, Biebs. You’re supposed to be a role model for our youngins, and your face is too pretty to be a mug shot.
5. New and Improved JB 2.0
A few years, tattoos, and a much needed haircut later, we have the Justin Bieber that we know and love (or hate) now. After his fall out with Selena Gomez, crying during an interview, and other “devastating” life events, the majority of his ex fans truly believed he would never make a comeback. Well, they were wrong. To their (and my) surprise, he came back on top with surprisingly catchy new songs, including “What Do You Mean” and “Sorry.” While he has said and done some questionable things during his time of fame, JB deserves credit for the name he’s made for himself.
So, Justin here’s a message from all the people who aren’t necessarily fans but don’t necessarily hate you: just listen to your own advice and “keep doin’ you.”
