Every girl has a person in their overly large lecture that they are sure is the love of their life. It doesn't matter that we will probably never talk to them. So here is all of the creepy things that I wish I could say to the unbeknownst subject of my daydreams from that huge lecture last semester, unfiltered and unashamed.
Dear Cute Boy in My Large Lecture,
Thank you for saying "bless you" when I sneezed on Monday. It helped confirm that you are the nicest human being in the world, a suspicion that I've had for a while now. You're very nice to look at and I know because I look at you a lot. I bet you smell good. What's your major? If you're pre-med that would be awesome, especially for our future kids' college savings account. But I think you could also be some kind of tortured artist. Are you cool with a fall wedding? I'm just worried that my allergies would bother me at a spring wedding, you know how I get. My parents are going to LOVE you, probably. You only wore sweatpants to class once this week and not only is that low-key impressive, but you're beating me on dressing well-so cute. Omg when you answered a question last week I thought my heart was going to explode. You're a precious intellectual, never mind that you got it wrong. Anyway babe, love you and see you tomorrow!
-the future wife