Dating apps. When your kids ask you how you met your husband/wife, there is a very good chance that the story will be, "We both swiped right." Unfortunately, this is a millennial's dating reality. Dating apps can be fun, but they can also be a thing of nightmares. You can come across really fun and nice guys, and you can also come across the worst of the worst. These are DEFINITELY the types of guys you will come in contact with on a dating app like Bumble or Tinder one day or another.
1. The bro
He is basically a wannabe "Jersey Shore" cast member, and will shame you if you turn him down. Basically your classic f*ckboy. They're nice to look at, but that's about it.
2. The terrible texter
He'll message you first, and you'll respond in a timely fashion, then he'll respond hours (or days) later like it's nothing. It's extremely frustrating, but if you have the patience to deal with it, go for it.
3. The too much, too soon
He's planning your wedding within the first hour of talking and has the names of your kids picked out by the second hour.
4. The dick pic guy
Why do guys think this is a GOOD idea? It is NEVER a good idea. No one wants a dick pic.
5. The "wyd" guy
It's 2 AM and you get that "wyd" text. Don't fall for it. Never fall for it.
6. The clingy texter
The total opposite of the terrible texter, this one never knows when to quit. You open his snaps or have your reads on your texts, and he STILL continues to message you constantly, never getting the hint.
7. The ghoster
Talking for a week? Great conversation? Plans to meet up? Doesn't matter to this guy. He'll drop you with no rhyme or reason. Not even an explanation.
8. The catfish
Yup, these people unfortunately do exist. If he "doesn't use Snapchat" or doesn't like to FaceTime, he's probably a catfish. Just be aware, ladies.
9. The too good to be true
He says all the right things, is exactly your type and is a genuine human being. He's so great, that it kinda makes you worry he's TOO great.
10. The "I only Snapchat" guy
Oh, he'll text you, but only on Snapchat where he can't leave a paper trail. There is a very good chance this guy has a girlfriend or someone he doesn't want knowing that you exist. He's fun, but nothing will come of it, except some desperate Snapchats at 3 AM.
11. The charmer
He'll probably open up the conversation with something that pertains to your bio because he wants to seem "relatable." This isn't necessarily a bad thing. He could be very sincere, or he could be full of sh*t. Again, proceed with caution.
12. The "Netflix and Chill" guy
Pretty self-explanatory. He's in it for the sex and nothing else.
13. The "fitspo" dude
His bio definitely has something along the lines of "I love the gym" written in it, and more than half of his Instagram are gym pics. He'll tell you all about his workout and diet regimens, even if you make it obvious you don't care.
14. The guy you went to high school with
This just gets awkward. Be honest, you're a little curious to see if that kid that sat behind you in 11th grade English swiped right on you. Then you match and he messages you which just makes things uncomfortable.
15. The diamond in the rough
Yes, there ARE decent guys on these things! It is possible to find them, you just need to keep that positive mindset. They don't just care about getting in your pants but want to actually take you out on dates and don't expect anything from you at the end of the night. They're rare, but they're out there!
