I'm sure you've all seen the meme going around of Ted Cruz's resemblance to "The Zodiac Killer."

Of course, this was meant to be a joke, but with further investigation I have found that Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. Don't believe me? Here is undeniable, irrefutable evidence:

1) He's a bigot.

If you're a bigot, that means you have to be into heinous crimes. That's just the way these things work. Every bigot has a secret, we just happened to find out Ted Cruz's.

2) This video:

As Cruz says in the video, he aspires to dominate the world. What do world dominators and serial killers have in common you ask? Well, both are generally crazy with little regard for others. This video is absolute proof that Cruz is a serial killer.

3) He's a liar

According to Washington Post, Donald Trump has said that Cruz is "dishonest" and of course, Trump is incredibly trustworthy himself...so he must be right. Knowing that Cruz is a liar can help us connect some dots. Cruz must be lying about his age, since the murders of the Zodiac Killer started in 1968, and Cruz CLAIMS he was born in 1970. Let's demand his birth certificate...just like we did to Obama!

4) He was born in Canada

Since he was born in Canada, he must be a serial killer. People in Canada are aggressive and cruel..serial killings are everyday occurrences for them. Why do Canadians move to America you ask? To murder, of course.

5) Nobody likes him

According to Vox, " Nobody Cruz works with has anything good to say about him, and as of March 7 he's in second place in the Republican Party primary and has zero endorsements from any of his fellow senators." There's got to be a reason for that. The most plausible assumption is that Cruz is a psychopath, and psychopaths are often antisocial. You know what else psychopaths often are? Murderers.

6) His name

Ted's real name is Rafael, so why does he go by Ted? Rafael's a perfectly good name, there's no reason to abandon it. Unless..you're a serial killer who is trying to hide your identity from the people of America. Ted..or rather... Rafael Cruz is trying to deceive us.

7) His face

I'm not making fun of the way the Zodiac Killer looks..he's a decent looking middle-aged man. But..do you all notice something?

He always looks in pain. He's a 45-year-old man with no health conditions that we know of what could be causing him such suffering? Thinking about all of his victims, of course. Since he committed the crimes in the 60s and 70s, he may have changed his stance on killing others, but still thinks of his victims every day. Don't worry Ted/Rafael/Zodiac Killer, we will help you through this, just tell us the truth.

So there you have it...definitive proof that Ted Cruz is in fact the Zodiac Killer, the man who killed 37 people from the late 60's to the early 70s in Northern California. Watch out folks, he could be our next president. We MUST stop the Zodiac Killer.

P.S. Happy April Fool's Day! ;)