Has anyone ever said to you, "Wow, you go to Chipotle all the time!" or "How many days a week do you get Chipotle?" If the answer is yes, then I believe you, too, are a Chipotle addict. Here are some sure signs that going to Chipotle is more than getting fast food to you. In fact, it's a lifestyle.
1. You find yourself always making excuses to pass a Chipotle ( even if that means going to the drug store 10 minutes away instead of the one you could easily go to on campus).
2.The twinge of annoyance you get when a friend or family member who doesn't understand your addiction suggests that you get Qdoba, Moe's or any other "similar Mexican fast food." NO, they are not the same and never will be.
4. You start to think of how much things cost in regards to a burrito. "Okay, if I work a six-hour shift then I can get about seven burritos but if I work eight then I could get guac on them all, too."
5. You consider trying something new on the menu but, your regular order is just so good you don't think your heart could take a meal that is anything less than perfect to you. Then again, maybe you reconsider because is anything at Chipotle really less than perfect?
6. You know all of the tricks to getting the most bang for your buck. "Can I please get a burrito bowl with a tortilla in the bottom, extra everything and the guac on the side" (because obviously that's more than the lame partial scoop I'm paying extra for).
7. However, your answer to guac is always yes because you know your order is not the same without it and there is no price that can be put on love. But, when they forget to charge you, it just means that your day got 100 percent better.
8. You'll wait in line for that delicious mouth-watering burrito no matter the length -- around the block, 30-minute wait? No problem, you always have time for Chipotle.
9. You get irritated when those in line before you don't know what to order simple because your food feels so close yet so far. We have all been that hangry person
10. You know exactly what I am talking about when I say "Quesarito" and have tried all of the items on the secret menu.
11. Whenever Chipotle has promotions you're the first to know and share the good news. Whether it's dressing like a burrito for Halloween, or texting for a free coupon or playing a game for free chips and guac - everyone always comes to you for the best deals.
12. Your friends always tag you in funny posts about Chipotle -- the most recent being a couple who had a photo shoot with a burrito (and everyone agrees that you would totally do that too if you were married to anyone other than Chipotle).
13. Finally, you accept your addiction to Chipotle and no matter how much you say that you're too full after you eat, or that you'll start going less, you know that you could never give up the love of your life.
