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Signs You Might Be A Stoner

Do you love to get high?

Signs You Might Be A Stoner

According to Huffington Post, Marijuanna is now the nation's fastest-growing industry having brought in $2.4 billion last year. This once "humble" plant indigenous to Central and South Asia, known as "Ganja" in Sanskirt has garnished quite the reputation. Whether you choose to love it or not, here are things that might indicate that you are a "stoner" someone in love with weed.

You might be a stoner if…

1) You own a bong or glass pipe.

2) You own tapestries.

3) You become an engineer or architect when there is nothing to smoke out of.

4)You have asked someone if your eyes are red multiple times.

5) You own eye drops.

6) You know what a grinder is, and not the one used to pick up gay men.

7) You have perfume or cologne in your car.

8) You own candles, incense, or a scentsy.

9) You’re sad when you run out of marijuanna.

10) You always have a lighter on you or at home.

11) You are friends with at least one person that smokes marijuanna.

12) You’ve been caught smoking marijuanna by a family member.

13) Sometimes you get hungry with no reasonable explanation. The munchies, you have the munchies.


14) You have burned yourself.

15) When people ask you “Do you smoke?” You reply with something along the lines of “Smoke what?”

16) You know you might get judged if you smoke weed but you are the person who judges people that don't.

17) You have wondered if multiple individuals smoke marijuanna.

18) At one point or another laughed uncontrollably.

19) You love talking about the first time you smoked.

20) You are always aware of the closest (and best) dispensary near you. (For those of you in the Palouse area that would be Best Buds)

21) You have been to a dispensary or two.

22) You’re always down for another bowl, or dab.

23) You’re always so happy when someone hooks it up.

24) You’re tight with a glassblower or someone that works at a glass shop, or someone that works at a dispensary.

25) If 420 is a significant number/time of day.

26) You think getting drunk is worse then getting stoned.

27) You have used the maple leaf emoji multiple times.

28) You have thought about living in Washington, Colorado, Oregon, or California.

29) You’re superstitious of white lighters.

30) You begin to budget your weekly need to get high.

31) Your first way of celebration is to smoke marijuanna

32) You have been to a Hemp Fest.

33) You have tried multiple edibles.

34) If you can fill in the rest of this sentence... "_____ is law, but ______ is tight on a Friday night."

35) You own a lava lamp.

36) You have rolled a joint, or at least attempted to.

37) You've thought about working in the Marijuanna Industry.

38) You can smell the slightest hint of ganja from a mile away.

39) You know who Wiz Khalifa is.

40) You've watched Scooby Doo.

41) You know what THC is.

42) You clicked on this article!




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