Donald Trump has a long history of staying away from controversy. He prefers to remain impartial to controversial topics such as women in business, black lives matter, and terrorism. Last year, he decided that he was going to run for President of the United States of America. It’s no doubt that he’s a great businessman, making endless comebacks after filing for bankruptcy more than four times. Donald, everyone was laughing last year when you announced that you’d be running and now, we all can’t wait to see you become POTUS. We are with you. But are we really?
This means wearing your big-boy pants and learning about foreign policy, national security, civil liberties, the economy, health care, immigration and many more. Things, he definitely knows everything about…
It’s not like he’s known for impulsive responses that endorse autocratic leaders or for attacking innocent people for coming from a different background. He has not been accused of raping a thirteen-year-old girl nor accused of beating and raping his wife, but we trust him, right??? Now’s the time to delve into all the reasons why we can trust Trump and believe that he will be a great president for our nation.
Trump has a great stance on Foreign Policy
From his rational comments regarding cultural appropriation, to his politically correct approach to domestic radicalization, Trump has outwardly declared a state of peace on the whole religion of Islam. He used, “we’re having problems with the Muslims,” to show his love for entire religion and to deliver his comprehensible desire for radical Islamic terrorism. He wants the United States to get involved with Syria in their fight against ISIS, not to let Syria fight them on their own. Trump truly cares! He wants to aid Russia with their involvement in this war, because of our amazing ties to the fascists.
No questionable connections to Putin
Trump’s Pro-Russian policy leaves a forgiving trail of answered questions. To begin with, Trump has praised Putin’s authoritarian leadership tactics, claiming he did a better job than President Obama. You right Trump!
The more concerning issue however, is the surplus of information given to the public regarding his foreign investments and global business relationships. He has willingly sought to release his tax returns and hasn’t ignored the request of information from both democratic and republican government officials. Don’t worry, Trump’s direct and indirect business investments have not been connected to Russian oligarchs.
The United States, along with the European Union has recently imposed sanction on Russia, effecting banks and corporations. However, Trump has hastily stated that he would never consider removing those sanctions that were set in place to limit Russia’s accept to foreign markets, because he’s a good dude.
He has a promising National Security plan
He definitely did not instigate the latest DNC email hack. Only a day before the convention, there happened to be a “coincidental” hack that released 20,000 more emails to the world. Trump, modestly requested that Russian hackers expose the Democratic National Committee’s emails. He’s an honest man, he didn’t really want that to happen. Did he??????? He didn’t mean for Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chair of the DNC, to retire immediately after. Poor Deb, everyone just wanted her gone. The “Russian state actors” did say they were hacking the DNC email server to help Trump. That’s not scary at all. Putin/Trump 2017 seems pretty realistic right about now.
He loves and respects women
First of all, he believes that women are aesthetically-pleasing objects who should rely on sex appeal to succeed. What a lady’s man! He absolutely adores Rosie O’Donnell, calling her “disgusting both inside and out.” He “opposes” the right to abortion after changing his mind like 498678936 times, and now believes there should be “some form of punishment,” with the exception of rape, incest, and threat of life of course. That pro-life lifestyle!
He wants to build a really cool wall
Try to embody 1961 Berlin, but don’t worry we’re on the better side of the wall, the rich side. Trump is really thinking about our needs, our desires. He’s “prioritizing.” He wants to build a wall to enforce proper immigration laws. This idea has never failed before though, so we good. Not only does he want to send all illegal immigrants home, but he’s really thinking about their families. You know, parents, children, aunts, uncles, cousins, who will be left with no financial support when their loved ones are deported. But he’s thoughtful, he just probably wants to be a wall because it’ll be aesthetically pleasing, like women.
He supports our second amendment right
He truly cares about our right to bear arms because it’s "safer." No further comments.
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