Halloween 2016 has finally arrived! All those crazy costume ideas you’ve been thinking about up to this day can finally be showed off. For this Halloween it’s good to keep a couple things in mind such as:
- If you see a clown run in the opposite direction. Why the heck are people dressing up as clowns knowing we have a clown problem?? Also scream. Screaming is good and can help you annoy the clown long enough for it to give up and decide to pry on another more sane victim. If you’re not the kind to run away from a clown proceed to run towards it as it runs towards you, the confusion will surely scare it off. And if not, then the best of luck to you.
- Don’t be afraid to be as slutty as possible. Its Halloween for crying out loud, if you can somehow manage to make a potato a sex object, then do it. Whatever floats your boat. If you want to be a nun just make sure you confess your sins the next day in church, but hell, do it anyways. A slutty pizza is also always the way to go.
- Don’t judge people on their costume choices. Halloween is only once a year and our generation has gotten way too touchy about what we should and shouldn’t wear. Yes wear that Indian costume, rock that Eskimo, be a Rastafarian, be a geisha. Don’t let other people’s disapproval keep you from doing what you want. Halloween is a time to dress up and have fun. For those of you concerned with inappropriate costumes just wear what you feel is right and leave the other to their business. They are not affecting you people! If you get angry at a costume just turn around and walk away. It’s one day a year at least give us that.
- If someone has the same costume as you, high five them. Because you’re awesome for coming up with your costume and they’re awesome too and clearly you both are meant to be best friends. Offer to get them a drink and compliment their own spin on the costume. And even if they don’t have the same costume as you, be their friend anyways. Halloween is the one time a year left shark, Satan, and Kuzco can all become great friends.
- Every costume is amazing. Don’t bag on people for their choices, once again IT’S HALLOWEEN PEOPLE. Let everyone have fun and showcase their personality through their costumes no matter how intricate or strange it may be. Let’s just all love each other on this fine holiday, share some drinks, share some laughs, and create some memories that will last you a life time.
Most of all have a safe and happy Halloween!
