Five Reasons Why Your Best Friend is like Your Favorite Bra
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Five Reasons Why Your Best Friend is like Your Favorite Bra

Your best friend could have more in common with a clothing piece then her boyfriend, wow! Prejudice against bras? That's okay too.

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Five Reasons Why Your Best Friend is like Your Favorite Bra
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Turns out your best friend has more in common with a piece of clothing then with their own boyfriend. First question though, do girls even wear bras anymore or just bandaids over their nipples? Don't deny it ladies!

1. Picks you up when your hanging.

Whether you have saggy or perky tatas, your favorite bra is always there to pick you up, literally. This can be #relatable with your best friend. You might be feeling sad because you bought yams instead of sweet potatoes or you just failed a test, but no need to fear. Your best friend will always pick your spirits up. Whether that be by a cookie bouquet or just a smile, your best friend always has your back. Just like your bra!

2. Comfortable.

Let's face it ladies, your bra from eighth grade is probably a little bit too small now that you went through puberty. Your favorite bra needs to be comfortable. Period, the end. Your best friend and you should be super comfortable around each other too. This could mean walking into each other's house/pantry/closet like it's your own, dancing around naked, or contently sitting in complete silence during a ten hour Harry Potter movie marathon.

3. Supportive.

Supporting your boobs is just as important as supporting your best friend. If your bra doesn't support you, bad things could happen. For example, you could be working out and your boobs could be flying to Jupiter and back. That's painful. What else is painful? Not having a best friend that is your rock. The honest truth: Gossip girl has lied to us! Blair and Serena were never really the best friends we have aspired to be like. They never really supported one another and were always scheming to make themselves better then the other. If your BFF doesn't support you no matter what, she's not really your best friend.

4. Holds you tight.

If you look up "best friend" in the dictionary, cuddling is definitely part of the definition. It could be a proven fact that cuddling makes you feel so much better. Just like a good bra is required to hold you tight, so is your best friend.

5. Always close to your heart.

Your favorite bra lays close to your heart ... hopefully. Your best friend will always be close to your heart too. Especially being in college, best friends are spread out all over the country. Regardless if you go to Univerisity of California or University of Connecticut your best friend will always stay close to your heart. As a best friend, you feel every love and every heartbreak. Even though you can't pound a bottle of vodka together or hold each others hand during a bikini wax, you will always still be sisters. No matter what.

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