These things are straight up odd. But they are pure gold and you need all of them.
1. Beer Gut Fanny Pack
Dad Bods are all the rage! Now you can have one, too!
2. Bracelet Flask
The easy way to day drink.
3. Indoor Artificial Grass
In case you want the outdoors without the outdoors.
4. Professional Pumpkin Carving Tool Set
Because Halloween is the most important holiday.
5. Hidden Camera Sunglasses
Perhaps you could take people-watching to the max?
6. Full-Body Bathtub Pillow
You know, for the days when there's no time for a shower because naps are life. Just nap in the bathtub?
7. Rocket Copters
For the moments you just need to be a kid and shoot a paper helicopter thingy into the sky.
8. Inflatable & Portable Air Sofa
Did you just walk halfway across campus and you need a nap? Inflate your bed.
Is it pouring down rain and you'd rather float back to your apartment? Inflate your bed.
9. Chair Socks
Because chairs get cold feet???
10. Music & Sound-Activated LED Glasses
Give yourself that extra swag.
11. Poop Emoji Soap
But…what does it smelllike?
12. Too Cool To Do Drugs Tank Top
If these pencils are real…please don't sharpen them.
14. Yodeling Pickle
It's a pickle. It yodels. What's not to love?
15. Instant Underpants
In case you need underpants in a pinch!
16. Coin-Stealing Panda Bear Bank
It's adorable and it saves you from spending all your money on alcohol. You need this.
17. Napsack Sleep Hood
Take a nap anywhere you like. Class. Work. Park bench.
18. Mini Desktop Fridge
I don't know how something so tiny keeps a drink sufficiently cold but I want it.
19. Farting Animals Coloring Book
Because farts are funny!
20. Bullshit Button
This one is legit. Everyone needs a bullshit button.
21. I Do What I Want Coffee Mug
Last but not least… Everything about this coffee mug is great.
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