With the stress of returning to school in less than a week, you’ve probably been beyond the anxious ticks and just need a moment to relax. Everywhere you look it seems that it is about going back to college or talking about buying all the expensive things you need to be successful at school, but hey, let’s just take a break from that for a moment. You probably are in a need of a laugh. What’s funnier than some of the crazy things people have said on tinder? Let me tell you...NOTHING. So sit back, relax and have a laugh and the minor expense of these twelve atrocious communication methods.
1. The Questionable.
There is a fine line between being creative and being just flat out strange? Not sure where this guy lands, but hey maybe this girl digs it.
2. Mr. Sneaker Factory.
Clearly, there are so many questions here. Why would you throw out the best shoes you've ever worn? Do you actually work in a sneaker factory? Have you seen this happen? How did this question come about?
3. The Mediocre Chick.
You may feel slightly disappointed that this is not going to be "fun" but you have to respect the girls honesty I suppose, right?
4. Seeds Or Seedless?
Hmm, I really dig this girl. I better ask her how she would treat my fruity remains if I were to become a water melon one day... People, do not do this.
5. Rejection Application.
Ten out of ten for the professional persona when rejecting a stranger on the internet. Good luck on your future applications, sir.
6. The Plague Compliment.
Nothing more romantic or endearing than the thought of being compared to a plague that wiped out thousands. Once again, there is a thin line between creative and disturbing, my friends.
7. No, Just no.
I am not even going to have to explain why this is a fail. You see this, you run fast.
8. Soiled It!
Poor guy. It didn't go as planned and you can only recover a pick up line so many times before it's excessive. You've got them next time, buddy.
9. Be My Present.
"Wish I could say it was the first time." Yikes! For one, he reused the pick up line and admitted it and two, just... scary.
10. Just, What?
No, I don't think anyone. I think they would be creeped out or disturbed hence creepy glares. Did he think this would work? Is this a joke?
11. Then every once in a while someone just gets you...
