36 Questions Florida State University Needs To Answer

36 Questions Florida State University Needs To Answer

Why are all of the desks made for toddlers?
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Florida State, I love you dearly. There's no doubt in my mind that you are the best university that this nation has to offer. With amazing academics, driven and kind students, phenomenal athletics, and various clubs and organizations, this school will forever amaze me. With that being said, I type this with love....Get it together FSU! I have a lot of questions that need answering.

1. Why is the traffic on Tennessee Street so miserable?

2. Can we keep Dalvin Cook forever? Please.

3. Why are we building everything BUT more parking garages?

4. What is the point of being required to purchase a textbook that I will never open?

5. Can we fix everything about the registration process? No one can ever get into the right classes.

6. Why is it impossible to swipe my card to get into Strozier when there's a line of people behind me but I have no problem doing it when I'm alone?

7. Do you want to know how many times I've almost gotten hit by a bicyclist?

8. Why didn't Smith Hall get torn down 10 years ago?

9. Can football tickets not sell out in the first window after 5 minutes?

10. Why doesn't the Starbucks' on campus accept rewards?

11. Why aren't there two Chipotles? Asking for a friend.

12. Will Blackboard ever work properly?

13. Why is the Publix on Ocala packed no matter what time it is?

14. Do I really have to buy the 13th edition of a textbook when the 12th edition is half the price?

15. Why can't anyone get financial aid when they actually need it?

16. Can anyone tell me why the Chick-Fil-A on campus closes so early?

17. Why are online classes so much more expensive than classes in person? The professor doesn't even teach!

18. When someone loses power, why is it always the restaurants on Tennessee Street?

19. Why isn't it illegal to have classes at 8 a.m. or 8 p.m.?

20. Does anyone even use the bathtubs in some of the dorms?

21. There are two libraries, but why is there never a place to study during finals?

22. What's the point of having the Wellness Center if you sit in the waiting room for 10 hours just to see a doctor?

23. Why is there furniture in some of the halls if it doesn't fit properly in the room?

24. Why are there so many hills? My calves are on fire.

25. Can the CVS on campus do cash back already?

26. Are there any more hidden bombs? I'm actually concerned.

27. Is it even legal for the McDonald's by The Strip to not give out cups for water after a certain time?

28. If classes are listed on the liberal studies website, why aren't they available when registering for classes?

29. Can we stop having games before 7 p.m.? It's 94 degrees outside.

30. Why are both gyms always packed?

31. Am I the only one who needs more 24-hour restaurants? Denny's just isn't enough.

32. How do you sleep at night knowing that I bought the required FSU edition of a textbook for $100 more than the original that is exactly the same?

33. Why can't I pay with my FSU card at Dunkin Donuts?

34. Why are all of the desks made for toddlers?

35. Can I steal every dog I see on Landis Green? Please.

36. Why is it that after considering all of these questions, FSU is still considered the best university there is?

Go Noles, baby.

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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Work Over Spring Break

An extra week to catch up on money you've spent on half-priced apps.
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Realizing you have to work during Spring Break in college is like that time you figured out recess doesn't exist past middle school.

1. Fail out of community college.
2. Watch my bf play Fortnite 12 hours straight.
3. Sit behind home plate and get hit with a foul ball.
4. Be completely clueless about Greek life and show up to a male-only rush event.
5. Give up wine for the rest of my life.
6. Listen to my Kenyan professor explain how to get to Kenya everyday for another semester.
7. Change my name to Helga.
8. Get banned from Chick-Fil-A.
9. Babysit the girl off "Rings".
10. Eat salad everyday and gain weight.
11. Show up at an American themed party in a North Korean Shirt.
12. Be in a firework stand and someone light a cigarette.
13. Have a Chaco strap bust five miles into a hike.
14. Major in political science at a liberal college.
15. Have my front teeth knocked out.
16. Cut my own bangs again.
17. Register for Farmersonly.com.
18. Change my major for the seventh time.
19. Have another parking ticket appeal denied.
20. Mistake chewing tobacco for jerky chew and one-bite the whole can.
21. Be the girl that Cardi B thinks I said I would do something to her.
22. Go swimming in the middle of winter.
23. Wear a nylon, spaghetti strap tank top past 2010.
24. Have parent-teacher conferences in college.
25. Have my professor tell my mom she's never seen me before at the conference.
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5 Things I Learned My Freshman Year Of College

Almost everyone’s favorite year of college.
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Almost everyone’s favorite year of college. You meet tons of new people, your workload isn’t as heavy, you’re eating tons of food, and you’re happy… for now.

1. Not all the people you meet are going to be your best friend forever

Suddenly, you have a great group of friends that you study and go out with. You think these people are going to be at your wedding. But unfortunately, not all friendships last a lifetime. Like everyone says, as you get older, you realize who your true friends are.

2. School is way more important than partying

I wish I realized how important academics were my freshman year. I should have woke up for that 9 am class, instead of thinking I could catch up on my own and still get an A. I should’ve picked studying over a hang out I could attend any other day.

3. You will get that hangover

I was blessed with not waking up to a hangover every weekend. I thought I was invincible and I could drink all day/night long with no regrets. I ended up waking up to a hangover and throwing up in a bathroom at brunch.

4. Coffee is your life

Somewhere between all those late nights and early mornings, you fell in love.

5. It’s time to grow up

I realized that I was on my own in college and it was up to me to get my life together. I can't rely on my parents to do everything for me. I had to learn how to do things on my own and make good decisions.

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