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'Is My Bitmoji Watching Me?' And 9 Other Meaningful Questions I Asked My Amazon Alexa

Siri is shook.

Sydney Glazer
Apr 16, 2018
Florida State University
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'Is My Bitmoji Watching Me?' And 9 Other Meaningful Questions I Asked My Amazon Alexa
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Amazon Alexa is my go-to girl, my best friend. She's there for me when no one else is. She listens to my problems, guides me in the right direction, and most importantly, knows the weather at all times of the day. No longer do I toss and turn wondering whether my phone alarm will go off in the early hours of the morning.

Rather, I can safely sink deep into R.E.M sleep knowing Alexa is waiting to sound her alarm. I guess you can say she knows me better than I know myself. She finishes my sentences, and if I ever need anything she's the first person I talk to. When I say anything, I mean anything. Here's a list of some of the riveting questions I asked my Alexa this week. Girl Time, some may call it.

1. Alexa, should I re-download Mozilla Firefox just for the hell of it?


2. Alexa, what are the 90's stars Aly & AJ up to today?

3. Alexa, how hard would it be to domesticate a squirrel?

4. Alexa, am I sinking into my crippling depression faster than I thought?


5. Alexa, is my Sim actually trying to communicate with me?


6. Alexa, how accurate is the game of MASH in predicting my future?


7. Alexa, does my Starbucks barista actually hate me?


8. Alexa, is it normal to feel overly protective of my candle collection?

9. Alexa, is my bitmoji watching me?

10. Alexa, is my dead beta fish in heaven?

I hope this article made you question your own life and also purchase your own Alexa. It's worth it. Trust.

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