There's been a recent fad going on of guys taking pictures of their dicks and sending them to girls on their Snapchat.

Absolutely unacceptable.

I don't care if that's your game, or if you think it's funny, or whatever goes through your mind when you're taking the picture. That's not the way to approach someone you're interested in. Do you really think your potential girlfriend would respond to that, or want that?

One of my friends from high school texted me in February, telling me a guy had sent her dick pics, multiple times, out of the blue. She texted me again last week telling me that he had sent them again, and that it had happened periodically over the past few months. She blocked him, and this moron has the audacity to ask why he's blocked.

What kind of brainless idiot wonders why he's blocked after sending unsolicited dick pics? Nobody wants that. I don't even like looking at mine, so why in God's name would someone you aren't close with want that view or image? The answer: They don't.

Another one of my friends in college said their friend told them that they got a random one, as well. That's another downside. Now all of a sudden, you're "the dick pic guy" to all of her friends and there's no way she's going to want to be seen with you and your awful nickname.

Guys, not all hope is lost. I have some tips on how to actually talk to a woman.

First tip: Break your camera, front and back. You don't need to have one if that's what's gonna happen with it.

Second tip: DM them on Twitter or Facebook like everybody else has to. Casually slip in comments about your dick so they have to wonder about it (after they block you for that too).

Third tip: Take a step back and think about why you're sending these. Is this really going to help you? Is this girl going to screenshot it and put it on Twitter? No, and probably.

Just stop. You're going to send it to the wrong person and then everybody sees it. Thanks for reading.

As usual, come for the dick pic slandering, stay for the superior writing.