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How To Play 'New Girl's' True American Drinking Game

"It's 75% drinking, 20% Candy Land, and the floor is molten lava."
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I think it's fair to say that anyone who watches New Girl knows about True American. This crazy, non-sense drinking game which pops up every so often throughout the seasons and first introduced in Season 1 Episode 20.

The game, as described by New Girl character and fan-favorite Schmidt, is 75% drinking game and 20% Candy Land with a floor of molten lava.

The point of the game is for players to navigate through the Candy Land-like spaces to the "castle," which is a table in the center of the room that holds beer "pawns" and the "king" bottle. The first person to reach and sip from the bottle wins.

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Here's how to play:

Step #1: Prepare the "castle"

First, set up your "castle." The castle is made up of beer "pawns" and the "king," a bottle filled with the alcohol of your choice.

The bottle should be in the middle of the table, surrounded by four lines of beer pawns. There is no exact number of beers necessary for each line of beer pawns. Choose any amount of beers that seems appropriate for the amount of players.

Step #2: Set up spaces

Set up spaces using pillows, chairs or any other objects players will be able to stand on. Place an equal amount of spaces around the table. You'll want about 5-8 spaces on each side, depending on the size of the room you're playing in.

Only four of these spaces should reach the castle, lining up with the parade of beer "pawns" and allowing players to take a beer pawn from the castle. For example, in the photo above, each of the chairs touch a corner of the table at the end of the line of beer pawns. Therefore, these are two of the four special spaces that allow players to take a beer. Unlike the pillows pictured, which are just regular spaces that the players can use to move around.

Step #3: Pick teams

Teams are optional. To pick teams, all of the players will place a certain number (1-5) of fingers against their forehead on the count of three.

Any players who hold up the same number are a team. Unmatched players can team up as needed or simply pair up with the person standing closest to them.

Step #4: Begin

Begin with a shotgun "tip-off" to determine which player goes first.

The winner of this shotgunning contest will yell, "One, two, three...JFK!" to announce the official beginning of the game. All players will enthusiastically respond, "FDR!" then quickly grab a beer pawn from the castle and run to any space they wish to start at, excluding for the four special spaces that reach the castle.

Step #5: Make moves

The winner of the shotgunning contest has earned the first turn. From then on, the order of turns will move in a clockwise rotation. During each turn, the player will move one space toward the castle and choose to play one of the following mini-games.

Mini-game number one: the player whose turn it is will count to three then all players will place a certain number (1-5) of fingers on their forehead. Any player who selects a number no one else selected can move ONE space.

Mini-game number two: the player whose turn it is will recite the beginning of a famous American quote. The first player to complete the quote can move TWO spaces.

Mini-game number three: the player whose turn it is will name two famous American people, places or things. The first player to identify what the two have in common can move THREE spaces.

For example, say it's your turn. You will move one space then choose one of the three mini-games. You and all of the players will participate in that game, and the winner will move accordingly. After this, your turn is over and it's the next player's turn (in the original clockwise rotation).

Step #6: "Play on, playa."



Continue playing by these rules until one lucky winner reaches the bottle and sips from its royal glass.

The bottle cannot be opened until every last pawn is removed from the castle. Any players who fail to keep at least one beer in hand, who accidentally end up with more than three beers in hand, or who touch the lava are immediately disqualified. Disqualified players can rejoin the game by shotgunning a beer.

Congratulations!

You are now able to impress all of your New Girl-loving friends with knowledge of the workings of the epic True American drinking game. Know your limits, drink responsibly and enjoy!

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I've Never Had A Single Drop Of Coffee, And Yep, I’m Living My Best Life

Yes, it's possible

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Here's my confession: I am 21 years old and I legit have never had a cup of coffee. (Insert gasp here.) I know that it's unusual to find someone who is college-age (or really any age above 13) and not a coffee addict, but we do exist. I'm sure that this is shocking for some people, but I certainly don't have FOMO about my coffee-free life. I'm here to say that yes, it is possible to wake up and not rely on a cup of ground-up beans to get your energy.

Many households wake up to the smell of coffee brewing, or wake up and start the coffee maker before anything else, but that's not me. Several of my coworkers come to work with a thermos of coffee and refill it several times throughout the day; I just stick with water. Many people like warming up with coffee on cold winter days; I use a blanket for that.

Sure, coffee has some health benefits, but perhaps the one thing that has held me back from trying it is the fact that it is addictive. So many people that I know who drink coffee regularly are super cranky on days they don't have it. This is actually a result of caffeine addiction, so it can apply to so much more than coffee, but I'm not taking my chances. Research has discovered that regularly drinking coffee changes your body so that your body requires more and more caffeine to get the same kick. Yeah, no thanks.

I'm sure that some people think I'm really missing out on the wonder that is coffee, and I'll admit that it can be tempting alone by its wonderful smell, but I really don't think I'm missing out on anything. Maybe someday my coworkers will find it strange that there is no coffee mug on my desk, but I don't think that I'll be the one missing out.

I appreciate that I can wake up and get through my day like a healthy body should without any help from coffee. Caffeine addiction is nowhere near the seriousness of drug addiction, but why should I get my body hooked on something when I simply don't need to? You're definitely never see me with a cup of coffee, but I honestly don't care — I'd rather eat an apple.

If you find yourself always reaching for a cup of coffee to give you a jolt of energy, I would advise you to reconsider. You definitely don't need to have coffee flowing through your veins to enjoy your life.

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