The Ten Commandments Of Coffee Drinking

The Ten Commandments Of Coffee Drinking

The good, the bad and the dark roasts.

Ah, coffee. Hello, old friend. No matter what the day brings, morning coffee is always there. And afternoon coffee. And maybe nighttime coffee? Through thick and thin it is always there. While not everyone enjoys a good cup of joe, those who do swear by it.

Behold! Here I bestow unto you the ten commandments of coffee drinking.

1. Thou shalt not talk before coffee.

Morning time before getting your coffee fix is rough. By now, friends and family members know to keep their distance until you've brewed your first cup.

2. Thou shalt not drink decaf coffee.

Please, say no to decaffeinated coffee. If you're going to go coffee, go all out.

3. Thou shalt respect the coffee seasons.

All coffee connoisseurs know that there are, in fact, coffee seasons. Fall and winter beckon the drinking of hot coffee during the heyday of pumpkin spice flavoring. Come spring and summer, iced coffee is the go-to option for cooling down.

4. Thou shalt not ruin a good thing.

Coffee is a beautiful thing all on its own, no need to add excess sugar and cream. Try it without and see if you like the difference. It takes some getting used to, but black coffee tastes just as good (and is way healthier for you too)!

5. Thou shalt be loyal to thy coffee vendor.

Ah, the age-old competition between Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts. Find your favorite location and become a loyal customer.

6. Thou shalt not have a ridiculous coffee order.

Please, don't be that person. Simple is better.

7. Thou shalt not opt for tea.

The avid coffee drinker knows that the real winner in the coffee versus tea battle is, obviously, coffee. Tea makes you sleepy and calm. Coffee makes you energized and fabulous.

8. Thou shalt not have more than two cups a day.

Coffee lovers beware: if you go over the two-cup limit symptoms may include jitteriness, excess energy and a bad crash later in the day.

9. Thou shalt not succumb to instant coffee.

Instant coffees are the bottom feeders in the coffee world, found in office break rooms and continental hotel breakfasts. To get the full coffee experience, you need the real coffee beans.

10. Thou shalt appreciate all coffee.

A true coffee connoisseur is willing to experiment with any and all blends, roasts and even cups.

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I'm The Girl Without A 'Friend Group'

And here's why I'm OK with it


Little things remind me all the time.

For example, I'll be sitting in the lounge with the people on my floor, just talking about how everyone's days went. Someone will turn to someone else and ask something along the lines of, "When are we going to so-and-so's place tonight?" Sometimes it'll even be, "Are you ready to go to so-and-so's place now? Okay, we'll see you later, Taylor!"

It's little things like that, little things that remind me I don't have a "friend group." And it's been like that forever. I don't have the same people to keep me company 24 hours of the day, the same people to do absolutely everything with, and the same people to cling to like glue. I don't have a whole cast of characters to entertain me and care for me and support me. Sometimes, especially when it feels obvious to me, not having a "friend group" makes me feel like a waste of space. If I don't have more friends than I can count, what's the point in trying to make friends at all?

I can tell you that there is a point. As a matter of fact, just because I don't have a close-knit clique doesn't mean I don't have any friends. The friends I have come from all different walks of life, some are from my town back home and some are from across the country. I've known some of my friends for years, and others I've only known for a few months. It doesn't really matter where they come from, though. What matters is that the friends I have all entertain me, care for me, and support me. Just because I'm not in that "friend group" with all of them together doesn't mean that we can't be friends to each other.

Still, I hate avoiding sticking myself in a box, and I'm not afraid to seek out friendships. I've noticed that a lot of the people I see who consider themselves to be in a "friend group" don't really venture outside the pack very often. I've never had a pack to venture outside of, so I don't mind reaching out to new people whenever.

I'm not going to lie, when I hear people talking about all the fun they're going to have with their "friend group" over the weekend, part of me wishes I could be included in something like that. I do sometimes want to have the personality type that allows me to mesh perfectly into a clique. I couldn't tell you what it is about me, but there is some part of me that just happens to function better one-on-one with people.

I hated it all my life up until very recently, and that's because I've finally learned that not having a "friend group" is never going to be the same as not having friends.

SEE ALSO: To The Girls Who Float Between Friend Groups

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You Should 100 Percent Not Go Out To Eat If You're NOT Going To Tip 18 Percent, Or More

My current summer job is serving at a restaurant and it is the first serving job I have ever had. Here is what I have learned so far, in terms of tipping.


Being a server can be the best job at times and the worst job at times.

Most servers only make between 3 and 3.50 hourly, we rely solely on tips.

There is nothing more disappointing than picking up the check from a table and seeing that they tipped you under 20 percent. I would say a good rule of thumb is to always tip your server 20 percent unless you have a valid reason not to. If their service was truly terrible, then tip them under, but when their service was good and the meal was good too, you have no reason not to tip 20 percent.

I've been serving about 2 weeks now and I have been undertipped or not tipped at all several times.

I'm still learning as I go, but I think I am a good server. I always greet my customers, offer input on the menu, and constantly check on them during the meal. I can confidently say that I think I am worth a 20 percent tip. When I see that someone did not tip me what they should have, it's upsetting. I always wonder what I could have done to earn a better tip but the fact is that some people are just oblivious.

Some people are not aware that you are supposed to tip 18 percent as the bare minimum.

When I don't receive a tip at all, it feels like a waste of time. I put in your orders, brought your food to you, made sure you were enjoying my meal, constantly offered my services, and you don't tip me? Not tipping your server is just plain rude.

There are always some people that tip over 20 percent so, for the most part, it evens out between these people and those who do not tip, but there is no excuse for not tipping your server.

In conclusion, don't eat out if you are not going to leave a decent tip for your server.

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