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9 Perfect Christmas Gifts For Your Enemies

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9 Perfect Christmas Gifts For Your Enemies

The time of gift giving is here and everyone is out scrambling, trying to find that perfect gift for the special people in your life. But did you ever stop to think about the people you despise? I know it is a silly concept, but the Christmas spirit encourages people to give to everyone, and your enemies should be no exception!

Here is a list of gifts to give or send to the people you hate most!

Glitter Bombs

All you need for this is someone's address and around $12 and you can send your enemy a glitter bomb that will take hours to clean up! The best part is that it's completely anonymous, so it's also perfect for a Secret Santa gift as well!

Prank Candles

These candles start out smelling sweet, but if you give it a few hours it will turn into the most rancid smelling thing that will permeate on everything in your home. This is sort of like an opposite sour- patch kid: start out sweet, end really sour.

1,500 Ladybugs

For the enemy that loves bugs, this is the perfect gift for them! This gift can also be shipped right to their home, so they'll be in for a great surprise when they receive this package!

Singing Telegrams

What's more annoying than someone singing to you all day, wherever you might be? Nothing! That's why this gift is perfect for your enemy. Bonus: have the singer dress up as the grim reaper. It seems fitting as they would want death rather than a singing telegram.

A Fart Card

Your dreams of wanting to fart in your enemy's face can kind of finally come true! When opened, this card will let out a 10 second long fart noise followed by a release of some smelly fumes. They better have Febreze ready!

Porcelain Dolls

A scary present fit for a scary person aka your enemy (or creepy). Seriously, if you find porcelain dolls fun, then I don't know if we can be friends.

Coal

Okay, so maybe these are chocolate coals but it still stays true to the whole saying of "Don't be naughty or you'll get a bag of coal!" Of course, the people you hate will always be naughty to you so they're getting what they deserve.

A Picture of Yourself

Make sure it's a picture that you look super cute in... and then give it to them to frame somewhere nice so they'll be reminded how they will never be as great as you. A little sassy, I know, but you have to show someone who's boss!

Used Gift Cards

The ultimate way to get someone's hopes up only to get crushed at the check out counter. Just get any old gift cards that you hoard in your wallet, stick it in a card and voila! You got yourself a devious gift.

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