Summer is the absolute perfect time to take that day trip down to the local theme park to have some fun! From Disney Land to Busch Gardens, you're bound to encounter these types of people at any park you visit.
1. Massive groups with matching outfits.
Whether it's a family of seven, a tour group, or a class field trip, the neon orange matching hats or specially-made "fun" t-shirts let you know to stay far, far away.
2. The over-enthusiastic park worker.
Although much appreciated, their enthusiasm, toothy smiles, and screaming can be a little much. HAVE A SUPER TERRIFIC FANTABULOUS DAY!
3. Likewise, the under-enthusiastic park employee.
You know the one... the high school student who needed the extra money but is hating every second of it. Although who can blame them? Cleaning up dropped food both before and after digestion sounds less than pleasant.
4. The screaming 3 year olds.
They're just SO excited to be there. Those little stuffed animal leashes do nothing to hold them back.
5. The pushers.
The ones who push you out of the way to run to get in line for a roller coaster, push you out of the way to find the best seat on the train, and push you over to get anywhere you're also going - FIRST.
6. The ones too terrified to even enter the line or look at the roller coaster when it goes upside down.
They get their thrill by staying on the ground, eating their weight in funnel cakes and people-watching those who walk by.
7. The guy who spent his month's rent trying to win that over-sized gorilla or dog.
He was just trying to prove his manliness to those around him, but was that REALLY worth it?
8. The parents sitting and waiting for their kids while on the phone.
Pay $90 for your kid to run around while you sit under the shaded table monitoring them? It's perfect.
