After co founder Don Hoffman released a teaser of a "Vine 2.0" the internet went crazy with excitement and anticipation. Planning to be released in the next few months, there are certain people we ask nicely not to download this app.They are:
1. Any member of MagCon
To be honest, I am not even sure who is apart of this annoying group of horny teenage boys, but for the love of god please do not start making vines again. You make all of us uncomfortable- especially Jacob Sagittarius, If I see one more vine of you biting your lip I will throw my phone against the wall.
2. Curtis Lepore
Viner Jessi Smiles accused Curtis Lepore of sexual assault a couple years back, and he made fun of her and the accusation not only on vine, but every single one of his social media accounts. Curtis Lepore, we all hate you. Also who names their kid Curtis anyways?
3. Unemployed dads who make their kids do weird stuff to get followers and views
Little kids are the best on vine when their parents aren't giving them a script of what to do to be "funny". Please, for the sake of all of us, go get a job and stay off vine.
4. Girls who mouth along to sexual songs but don't even know the right lyrics
We all know someone who does this on vine. The girls who try to be super sexual and mouth along to a song but end up making everyone cringe because they can't even remember the lyrics.
5. Lele Pons and her group of people who try way too hard
These people literally go out of their way to rehearse, preform and repeat uncomfortable scripted situations that make all of us want to delete the app. Vine is not fun when you're trying way too hard to be funny.
6. Foreign guys who are shirtless biting their lip
Although these are sometimes funny, please do not clog our feeds with these awkward videos. The only people you are attracting are prepubescent girls.
7. Anyone who constantly disrupts the public by doing stupid stuff
Every now and then these are funny, but I am talking about the people who post a new vine everyday harassing strangers to be "savage".
8. Logan and Jake Paul
Never in my life have I met a pair of people who are so damn cringeworthy. Disney Channel didn't want you Jake, and neither do we. Please for the sake of humanity stay paying rappers 250k to have a 30 second part in your youtube music videos and don't come back to Vine. Thanks!