Our One Night Stand With Donald Trump That Won't End
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Our One Night Stand With Donald Trump That Won't End

It's like waking after a blackout and realizing all the stupid shit you did.

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Our One Night Stand With Donald Trump That Won't End
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It’s been three days since the peaceful transfer of powers occurred. It’s been three days since the sun has been out. It’s been three days since a big, bright, orange Cheeto took office. It appears even the world is shedding a tear for the events that have taken place. Coincidence? I think not.

This whole election has felt like a terrible one-night-stand that just won’t end. You liked the idea of it at first. But then you drank jungle juice, took the idea home with you and now through a series of unfortunate events, you wound up in a little Elvis-themed chapel in Vegas accidentally married to this idea for at least the next four year. Just like Melania.

But you know what? We are going to be okay. We are strong. We are known for taking down the bully, facing adversity, and overcoming (overcombing in this case). We are America. We won’t bow down. We are the people, the ones that will succeed.

It’s everyone’s first day back to work under a new president. It’s Monday and everyone is hurting and a little more stressed than usual. While you’re stuck behind your keyboard for the next 8 hours, here are some memes to ease the stress, tension, and diminish that weird feeling that you did something regrettable while you were drunk and woke up next to Trump.


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