Things Everyone Hates

13 Things Every American Hates

If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that falling down the stairs is basically the same as dying.


Recently, SNL released a video entitled, "Unity Song." It was a comedic power ballad about rallying American's together through things we all despise, like the airplane pilot interrupting your movie or unnecessarily loud people at the gym. As funny as this concept is to think about, it has some validity to it.

The U.S. is undoubtedly in a time of great division. It seems as though no party or people group can agree on anything. All these stories in the media of protests, political violence, and hatred for others can make the world seem like a pretty bleak place. What's important to remember is that we as Americans often share very similar life experiences. Rich or poor, black or white, male or female, there are just some things that literally no one enjoys.

1. Going back to the store to get something you forgot the first time

You knew you missed something, but of course, you didn't remember it until you were already five steps into the recipe.

2. Getting compared to someone you think is unattractive

You pray to God you don't actually look anything like that person...

3. The mini heart attack you have when you miss a stair

Tripping down the stairs is bad enough, but tripping up the stairs is a whole different ballgame. If you're wearing heels, socks, or a maxi dress, just go ahead and accept this as your fate.

4. Slamming your finger

There is no immediate pain like nearly losing an appendage to a door, drawer, or anything else that closes.

5. Getting thrown up on

Whether this is from your baby cousin at the family reunion, or a drunk guy at the bar you didn't want to go to in the first place, the experience is universally abhorrent.

6. Crying children at formal events

We get it. Kids don't have the vocabulary to express their thoughts and feelings. But still, what possessed that mom to bring her 6-month-old to an 8 p.m. showing of "The Crucible?!"

7. Preteens that dress like they're 21

If you don't know how to drive, write a check, or properly regulate your emotions, you shouldn't be wearing that much eyeliner.

8. Adults that dress like they're 21

To each his own, but I could've done without the visual of you, a grown woman, in pleather pants and a leopard-print tube top.

9. Getting a shot

Anyone who says needles don't hurt is lying to themselves and to you. Period.

10. The moment between dropping your phone and picking it up

"Is the screen cracked?? Will it even turn on?? Will I have to use my tax returns to buy a new one?? WILL THINGS EVER BE OKAY AGAIN?!"

11. The spinning wheel of death

I can guarantee that this GIF is bothering everyone reading this right now. Some of you have been idiotically staring at your screen waiting for something else to pop up. See, it's the small things that make us part of one human race. <3

12. Receiving a text so abbreviated that it's no longer readable

These messages usually come from one of two people: your 12 year old cousin who just got her first cellphone or your mom who thinks text slang from 2012 is still relevant.

13. Jet lag

I have the urge to eat dinner at 8 a.m. and go to bed at 2 p.m. I can't think straight. Caffeine is useless at this point. Someon please get me an Aspirin and some toothpicks to hold my eyes open.

Hopefully, Americans everywhere can remember these god-awful things when they run out of empathy for those they don't agree with. Maybe your co-worker denying the wage gap's existence drives you up the wall, but he hates doing his taxes just as much as you do. Everyone is worthy of love in their life because it's the only thing that gets us through all the crappy things on this list.

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This Is How Your Same-Sex Marriage Affects Me As A Catholic Woman

I hear you over there, Bible Bob.

It won't.

Wait, what?

I promise you did read that right. Not what you were expecting me to say, right? Who another person decides to marry will never in any way affect my own marriage whatsoever. Unless they try to marry the person that I want to, then we might have a few problems.

As a kid, I was raised, baptized, and confirmed into an old school Irish Catholic church in the middle of a small, midwestern town.

Not exactly a place that most people would consider to be very liberal or open-minded. Despite this I was taught to love and accept others as a child, to not cast judgment because the only person fit to judge was God. I learned this from my Grandpa, a man whose love of others was only rivaled by his love of sweets and spoiling his grandkids.

While I learned this at an early age, not everyone else in my hometown — or even within my own church — seemed to get the memo. When same-sex marriage was finally legalized country-wide, I cried tears of joy for some of my closest friends who happen to be members of the LGBTQ community.

I was happy while others I knew were disgusted and even enraged.

"That's not what it says in the bible! Marriage is between a man and a woman!"

"God made Adam and Eve for a reason! Man shall not lie with another man as he would a woman!"

"Homosexuality is a sin! It's bad enough that they're all going to hell, now we're letting them marry?"

Alright, Bible Bob, we get it, you don't agree with same-sex relationships. Honestly, that's not the issue. One of our civil liberties as United States citizens is the freedom of religion. If you believe your religion doesn't support homosexuality that's OK.

What isn't OK is thinking that your religious beliefs should dictate others lives.

What isn't OK is using your religion or your beliefs to take away rights from those who chose to live their life differently than you.

Some members of my church are still convinced that their marriage now means less because people are free to marry whoever they want to. Honestly, I wish I was kidding. Tell me again, Brenda how exactly do Steve and Jason's marriage affect yours and Tom's?

It doesn't. Really, it doesn't affect you at all.

Unless Tom suddenly starts having an affair with Steve their marriage has zero effect on you. You never know Brenda, you and Jason might become best friends by the end of the divorce. (And in that case, Brenda and Tom both need to go to church considering the bible also teaches against adultery and divorce.)

I'll say it one more time for the people in the back: same-sex marriage does not affect you even if you or your religion does not support it. If you don't agree with same-sex marriage then do not marry someone of the same sex. Really, it's a simple concept.

It amazes me that I still actually have to discuss this with some people in 2017. And it amazes me that people use God as a reason to hinder the lives of others.

As a proud young Catholic woman, I wholeheartedly support the LGBTQ community with my entire being.

My God taught me to not hold hate so close to my heart. He told me not to judge and to accept others with open arms. My God taught me to love and I hope yours teaches you the same.

Disclaimer - This article in no way is meant to be an insult to the Bible or religion or the LGBTQ community.

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5 Things More Reliable Than Boys

Because boys suck.


Ok, so we've all been there. You're talking to a guy and's complicated. One day he acts like he's in love with you, and the next day, you're basically invisible to him. Throughout the years, I've learned that these kinds of guys aren't worth it; you deserve to be valued every single day. Plus, there are so many things in this world more reliable than boys. Here are some things I love that I know will always be there for me.

1. My best friends

Don't ever put boys over your true best friends. They are the ones that are really always there for you.

2. A good bottle of wine

Nothing says self-love by treating yourself to a quality bottle of wine. I love wine, and it loves me too.

3. Pizza

Pizza is definitely something you can always count on. I'll take it over boys any day.

4. My family

Through thick and thin, I know that my family always has my back. No matter how much I mess up, they will always love me.

5. My dog

Last but not least, my dog Bentley is DEFINITELY the best boy out there. He cuddles me, kisses me, and of course, runs to the door when I get home. I know he appreciates me, and I never have to question his unwavering loyalty to me.

Just remember that there is more to life than boys. If you are questioning if he's worth it, he probably isn't.

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