As you know, the 88th Annual Academy Awards was held last night at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles, CA. The men, women, and people of other genders who are nominated have worked very hard to get themselves to where they are now. In order to be able to finance their dreams. They have to work what are called "Survival Jobs" or jobs that allow them to have flexible schedules that allow them to go and audition. What would the categories be like if people were recognized for the work they did in these jobs? I give you: The Tempy:
1. Best Performance while dealing with a mean guest....
2. Best Amateur Blog Post...
10 Times My Big/Long-Lost Cousin/Friend who broke my exes heart wrote an open letter that was goals and that all sorority girls can relate to.
3. Biggest On-The-Clock Tantrum
Winner gets a lifetime supply of my very special friend, Fran Zia.
4. Most Romantic Workplace Relationship
5. Best Artistic Design made out of spit-up
6. Biggest Disaster at a Staffed Event
The Winner has to come up on stage and do their best impression of Tina Belcher.
7. Most Embarrassing Slip
8. Best Sob Story made up to get out of work.
9. Most Intricate Shift Swap
