Dear Miserable Customer,
I hope you feel better after your vast amount of attempts to make me feel bad. Thank you for your continuous complaints and absurd tone of voice. You really told me. Oh and also, my apologies for the bad day you must be having, as it has shown throughout your experience here as well. Incase you were wondering, I strive each day to do my best to please all of the customers, it is part of my job. And I really do like my job. But, people like you make days difficult. I do my best to make it an enjoyable experience for you and everyone else. Life in the restaurant business isn't easy and I can't help but wonder what makes you think it is okay to treat wait staff like this. Clearly you haven't worked in a restaurant and if you have, you baffle me even more. I'm sorry that you are miserable with your life and it makes you feel better to take it out on innocent workers like myself. So, in reality, it probably isn't me or anything I did, it's just you. Happy holidays you ungrateful soul, maybe in 2016 you will learn some proper restaurant etiquette!
P.S. Thank you for the crappy tip, you really showed us!
Sincerely,
A Hard-worker Despite Customers Like Yourself