To the Shandygaff (better known as just the Gaff),

You’re more than just a bar; you’re home. Even though I will undoubtedly reek of cigarette smoke by the end of the night, it’s worth it if it means I get to spend a night at the Gaff.

Before coming to the Gaff, I didn’t know what I was missing. I had never heard of an “Adios Mutherf*cker” or a “Sex in the Gaff” liquor pitcher, nor did I have any clue what was in it. $6 later, my life was forever changed. After discovering your $3 tall boys and one-of-a-kind shots, there was no going back.

On the weekends, your dance floor is consistently packed and full of college students belting out their favorite hits and throwback jams. Nothing beats the fact that your DJs take requests-- and actually play them-- which is almost unheard of at most other bars. But if I’m feeling more low-key, your tables and benches are there as more laid-back alternative, and it’s still always just as fun.

When the weekend ends, I’m immediately counting down the days until karaoke night on Wednesdays, where I know I’m bound to run into someone I know. The attendees of karaoke night don’t judge; professional or not, everyone is able to take the stage, and all songs are fair game. You’re not alone when you’re singing either, the crowd always joins in to sing along with you to all of the classics.

Your decorating skills have not gone unnoticed. No matter what holiday is approaching, your décor is on point. From your Halloween party to your Christmas lights and peppermint patty shots, the Gaff is festive and decked out accordingly for every holiday.

Whether I start or end my night at the Gaff, I know I’ll never leave disappointed. The memories I’ve made at the Gaff as an undergrad are ones that I’ll cherish for the rest of my life (as far as the nights I remember go, of course).

Oh, and don’t worry, I’ll be back even after I graduate... you can count on it.

Love,

Your #1 Fan